The Greatest MISfortune

[uhohlostaneye]

So I got a fortune cookie. In said fortune cookie was the phrase, "Get your mind about you- your confindence will lead you on your way." Now, am I reading this incorrectly, or is that NOT a fortune? The more I think about it, I realize that I get "advice cookies" or "happy sayings" cookies and hardly ever get an actual fortune cookie. Sad

Comments

[anonymous]

i think what that fortune was really saying was, your life is worthless.

[uhohlostaneye]

Anything is possible really.

biscotti? biscrappi?

[anonymous]

please kind sir, i have a small favor to ask. since i so greatly enjoy your highly opionated type of writing, i'm requesting that you do an entry on the appeal of biscotti. is it a cookie? is it a cracker? i just don't understand. why oh why is it served on airplanes as some sort of breakfast compensation? why does our generation know seeminly nothing about this obscure food item? i'm sure with your infinite knowledge about all things, and your ability to discern what is good and true (or bad and evil) in any matter, you'll be able to assist me in this quandry. i look forward to hearing your response...

i hope they die.

[dysont2]

I hope fortune cookies die. they are so pointless..they should sell fortune cookies...without fortunes...then id buy them. you see it all comes down to the metaphysical matter inside the cookie itself. the cookie is good. the so called "fortunes" are not. it all goes back to ancient greece. you see..THEY made the first fortune cookie. They made the cookie good with their stoves. yes they had stoves back then. but they kept it under wraps. So anyways, they made the first cookie, with REAL fortunes inside. And then they hid the stoves from America. Which brings us to Area 51. it all really happened. But it wasnt in Mexico. no no it was in Minnesota. The aliens crashed THERE. see nobody thinks to look in Minnesota. So...in conclusion, i belive THIS is the sole reason why fortune cookies should die. thank you for your time.