Here are the scripts for the 2 scenes James and Gareth did.
I think they did the Yoko Factor "in the normal" way first? Not 100% sure. My memory is short...
The followed the bad acting of the same.
And after that Torchwood season 2, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang´s office scene with captain Jack (James) and Ianto (Gareth of course) is very bad version! I hope I got it about right.
So, try to put the right lines under the right photo,( in the comments box under the photo that is. ) You can add your name or stay anonumous. Or, what should the lines have been? ;O)
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Marsters Class Gallery I still have the photos from the acting Q&A with James and Gareth to edit.
I very discretely and artistically marked where I think each scene starts. LOL
The night scene in Giles apartment:
INT. GILES' APARTMENT - NIGHT
Giles is alone in his apartment, quietly, soulfully playing the guitar. Lynrd Skynrd's "Freebird."
GILES
(singing)
…if I leave here tomorrow,
would you still remember me…
For I must be travellin' on now,
'Cause there's too many places I've
got to see… but if I stayed
here with you girl, thing's just
wouldn't be the same… 'cause
I'm as free as a bird na-a-
aaAAHHH!!!
He recoils as if from a snake. Reverse angle reveals SPIKE standing there, looking on curiously.
SPIKE
I think it was my childlike
conviction that you couldn't get
more pathetic that makes this so
depressing.
GILES
(grimacing)
Please, come in.
Spike heads for the fridge. Giles follows.
SPIKE
You know, for someone who's got
"Watcher" on his resume, you might
want to cast an eye to the front
door every now and again. Never
know who'll barge in.
Spike sticks his head in the fridge, rummaging, pushing aside a couple of items …
GILES
What do you want?
Spike finds, pulls out one last stray blood packet.
SPIKE
Ah. Knew I left one. Buffy around?
GILES
Why?
Spike tosses the blood pack in the microwave. Presses the power button. Drums his fingers while he waits.
SPIKE
Need to speak with the lady of the
house. Be a pet and give her a
message for me, would you? Tell
her I just might have something
she just might want.
GILES
And what would this something be?
SPIKE
Information - highly classified.
Not cheap word-on-the street
prattle, either. I'm talking
about the good stuff now.
Giles folds his arms, glaring:
GILES
Thrill me.
SPIKE
It's nothing I know. What, you
think I'd come running over,
saying "I've got a secret,
beat me 'til I talk?"
(shakes his head)
There's files. In the Initiative,
I'm pretty sure I know where.
Ding! The microwave goes off.
GILES
Files.
Spike busies himself selecting a mug.
SPIKE
Yeah. Secrets. Mission
statements, design schematics…
All of Maggie Walsh's dirty
laundry, which I guess would
include lots of tidbits about --
GILES
Adam.
SPIKE
Well, yeah. Say someone was to
risk his life and limb -- well,
limb, anyway -- to obtain said
files, might be worth a little
something…
GILES
At this point, a cynical person
would think you were offering just
what we need when we need it most.
SPIKE
That person'd be right, Rupert.
Supply and demand. You've got a
beastie to kill, I need the dosh.
And it won't be cheap this time.
Spike drains the mug of blood in one long gulp, starts to leave. Giles closes the door on him, blocking his exit.
GILES
What do you want?
SPIKE
Year's supply of blood, guaranteed
protection, merry bushels of cash
and - most important - a guarantee
that I'm not to be in any way slain.
GILES
Done.
SPIKE
With a smile and a nod from you?
Sorry - not close to good enough.
This deal's with the Slayer.
GILES
I'll tell her.
SPIKE
Oh, you'll tell her. Great
comfort, that. What makes you
think she'll listen to you?
GILES
Because.
There should be more, but Giles can't think of it.
SPIKE
Very convincing.
GILES
I am her Watcher.
SPIKE
Think you're neglecting the past
tense there, Rupert. Besides, she
barely listened when you were in
charge. I've seen the way she treats you.
Giles tries acting brave, but Spike's struck a chord. Giles nonchalantly uncorks some twelve year-old scotch, pours himself a neat glass.
GILES
Yes? A-and how's that?
SPIKE
Very much like a retired
librarian. Look. I've got what
she wants - long as she has what
I want. Pass the word. She knows
where to find me.
Spike exits. Giles regards his drink.
GILES
I'll think about it.
He takes a sip.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, The office scene:
INT. OFFICE -- NIGHT
(The doors open. Jack and Ianto step into the office.)
JACK: Oh, yeah! Loving that office-y feel! (They look around.) I always get excited
in these places. To me, they're exotic. Office romances ... photocopying your butt ...
well, maybe not your butt, although as we're here, why don't we ...
IANTO: (interrupts) The rift was active at these coordinates approximately two
hundred feet above ground. That means this floor or the roof.
(Ianto continues searching. Jack watches him.)
JACK: How are you, Ianto?
IANTO: All the better for having you back, sir ...
(Ianto turns away and checks one of the desks furthest away from Jack.)
JACK: Can we maybe drop the sir, now? While I was away, I was thinking ... maybe we
could, you know, when this is all done ... dinner? A movie?
(Ianto turns and looks at Jack.)
IANTO: Are you asking me out on a date?
JACK: Interested?
IANTO: Well ... as long as it's not in an office. Some fetishes should be kept to
yourself.
(Ianto continues looking.)
JACK: Looks like we're gonna have to go through every drawer, bin and plant pot. .
IANTO: Right. Okay. I'll do this floor, don't want you getting overexcited, and you
take the roof. You're good on roofs.
(Jack starts for the door. Ianto whirls around.)
IANTO: Jack? Why are we helping him?
JACK: He's a reminder of my past. I want him gone.
(Jack starts to leave again, but turns back.)
JACK: By the way ... was that a yes?
IANTO: Yes! Yes.
(Jack smiles and leaves the office.)
(Ianto continues looking around.)
Have fun... And thank You, Sky for finding the scripts for me!!!