I love you. <3

I have a new favorite quote:

"Religious faith is something you believe in when no one is watching."

I recived this testimonial in an email this evening from my mom, along with the pictures that follow:

I was asleep and finny woke me up when he began to bark.  Then I heard wheels spinning like when you're stuck in snow.  I got up and looked out our front window and saw the headlights in my garden and the fence was down.  I got dad up and there was ( Read more... )

To the anonymous jackass who keeps commenting on my journals:

I'm turning off anonymous commenting, so you'll have to get your jollies somewhere else.

Why are we friends?

I've realized something about my life ( Read more... )

Ask me anything you want about the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

The consequences are the same.

This is the forward of the book I am currently reading:

With a little luck, you'll dismiss this labor, react as Zampanò had hoped, call it needlessly complicated, pointlessly obtuse, prolix-your word-, ridiculously conceived, and you'll believe all you've said, and you'll put it aside-though even here, just that ( Read more... )

Is it sad that I filled out a profile on an online dating site? I really want a girlfriend...

Edit: on the plus side...i won a free candy bar today

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