TOO MUCH JAMES BOND

[uisforutah]

Okay, this is a little dissapointing. I feel like I'm using livejournal now as a drug. My constant search for whether my friends have updated or not is a need, a desire that I have to fill. And since my friends have NOT updated since last thursday, two options remain: get better friends, or update myself. Since the former is out of the question (my

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PSAT

[anonymous]

You DIDN'T take the mighty PSAT's?!?!?!!
Surely you jest! Now you'll never get into college! But, don't worry, if you work at McDonald's, you can get free french fries. And then you can give them to your enemies as presents, and your enemies will keel over dead from clogged arteries.

- Professor at Harvard

Re: PSAT

[uisforutah]

Well, maybe I'll just become good friends with Morty and we'll steal half the books and half the faculty from Williams and we'll start a new college called Rigor Morty and I shall be the top student in all the campus.