So, this morning I went to get on the bike and head to work, like I do every morning. But I find the lock won't open. On closer inspection I find that someone tried to break the lock in the night. Some f*cker tried to steal my bike, right outside the room I was sleping in.
As well as trying to cut it, they've obviously tried to break open the padlock too, and in the process broken the barrel so the key no longer works. Now I'm going to have to cut the damn thing off myself and get a new chain.
Still, at least it did its job, eh?