Confessions of a Shameful Man

[ukyotachibana]

After so many years, I've finally mustered the courage to come clean with something I promised myself that I would never reveal to ANYONE. But the burden had become too great for me to carry a secret to the grave.

Before I mention anything in this blog entry, I must say that I am completely sorry for all the deceptions that I've fed you (my

Comments

[frontierghaleon]

Goddammit, why can't you just put life-savers in someone's showerhead like a normal person.

Me, I covered my boss' car in post-it notes.

[adamnmiller]

I read the whole thing.

April Fool's :D

no really, I did. For like 10 seconds I totally believed it, too.