Your 2005 Song Is
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* as of this morning, i have officially lost 10 lbs since we started fat2fab. go me ( Read more... )

god, some crazy people come into my work. it's enough to make me a little nervous about being here alone. but i'm pretty sure the hot pharmacist next door would hear my screams ( Read more... )

i think i know why Hot Pockets are called Hot Pockets: because you get them out of the microwave, start eating & enjoying it, when all of a sudden you hit a fucking HOT POCKET. you're like, "holy fuck! the (inevitable) cheese in this thing just burned my tongue and lips!" then you eat the rest of it gingerly, as to avoid hitting another HOT ( Read more... )

i think i'm going to get a new picture for myspace. i have all these guys trying to say i'm beautiful and that they want to get to know me. which is all fine, but as soon as i see that they spelled something wrong, or that they're 17 (yes, 17) or that they're from another state, i'm not interested and i delete their message. besides that, i will ( Read more... )

for those who don't know, i have a myspace account. i rarely use it, but when i talked to scott at leslie's birthday and he mentioned having sick photos of his gashing wound, i had to check it out. so i got my shit together and uploaded a photo, along with adding a bunch of people who are friends. well, i went back to it today and i now have a ( Read more... )

so, i basically just consumed my daily calorie allowance in one sitting. damned taco bell ( Read more... )

okay, it wasn't that bad. but seriously, all the painting SUCKEDDDDDD beyond belief and the house was so dirty and still is (kinda) and campaigning to get people to help. it just blew. the good news is that the actual move itself went perfect! i rented a Uhaul since it was raining, and a lot of people came through and helped out. unloading all ( Read more... )

Pam Duncan's Random Movie Quote:

'Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?'

- Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own

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yeah, i'll take that one!