fuckin jessica simpson and her perfect body

[uloveugly]

no matter how hard i try..... i cant get my beer belly to go away. i do 300 crunches every night, fuckin pilates every day, im on the special k diet. the only thing thats shrinking are my melons, my big glorious boobies (the source of my tips

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[katetritto]

Fuck Jessica Simpson. She looks like an alien. I hate that slut.

The only think crunches does is builds muscle behind your flab and pushes the flab out even further. You have to do Cardio to get rid of it. About 45 min. 4 times a week. Once you start doinging youll hate it at 1st but youll become addicted to it.

I only know all this because I used to be a trainer at a gym now Im all fatty Mc fatfat.

Try not to drink Beer of Liquir they are both full of carbs and fat. The best thing to drink is white wine.

I am glad you have started posting again!

[uloveugly]

number one, you are not fatty mc fatfat

number two, thank you for the advice/info. white wine is going to make happy hour a lil more exspensive though

number three, the starburst i just had tastes like cardboard..

[johnnylethargic]

SAVE THE BOOBIES!

[heidimamee]

hahaa. i too am on the special k diet. it's not too hard tho ... shit's delicious.

[uloveugly]

i love the one with the strawberries... thats my shit

you should come over again... i had fun!!

[kingofallkings]

run like hell.