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[ultimate_dad]

I don't know what to do about the Esmé-Fiona problem. A person like me needs peace and quiet in order to function, but what do I get? Nothing but bickering and the occasional violent outburst, like the one that was just brought to my attention by Esmé darling herself

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[evilesme]

Three strikes?

Three strikes?

Three. Strikes?

You mean you're actually going to let her pull another stunt like that before you kick her off?!

[ultimate_dad]

It was just an expression, dear. Then again, I only recall this one instance of defiance. Has she disrespected you or participated in any other funny business since the Baudelaire brats escaped? Enlighten me.

[triangleeyes]

Aye Esmé, you know what? I'm hungry for some STFU. The man makes sense. His plan is completely perfect and fair. Aye!