Tonight, people drank past their limits and stumbled out of the YACHT club with ticket in hand. This club is on a lake, it has no yachts. weird. Then i bring their car to them so they can drive off onto public roads and hopefully make it home. What a strange feeling taking money from, and handing keys to people that I might read about in tomorrows ( Read more... )

Now, the man on the stand he wants my vote,
He's a-runnin' for office on the ballot note.
He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple,
Tellin' me he loves all kinds-a people.
(He's eatin' bagels
He's eatin' pizza
He's eatin' chitlins
He's eatin' bullsh**!)

this post is dedicated to telling your friends the things you dont say enough ( Read more... )

I would like to take this time to thank and welcome my new friend to the Rad Pad...you know who you are! Friend count 2...score!! I would also like to comment on how living in a dorm next to two guys (who also share my bathroom and whose sexuality is questionable) is kindof strange. By strange i mean, hearing Ricky Martin blasted daily and them ( Read more... )

wildfire!!!!!!!

i will write in here once more to make it look like people read it...but the truth is no one knows yet but soon like wild fire my genious will spread like wild fire and repetition of a good line will never cease like wild fire never ceases until those hell of copters come and dump that anti fire water to cease the anti forrest flame. if i make ( Read more... )

the volpes are awesome!!!