Meme and Stuff.

[ultra_chrome]

Horked a meme from jadekirk. It goes a little something like this:

Go to Google, enter "[your name] needs" in quotes, and post the top ten results. If they don't make sense, are mangled or repetitive, skip to the next until you have ten unique entries.

So I did and apparently I really need

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[heartofdavid]

That's an interesting meme - I tried it and got some weird results which I'll be posting. O_*

or he does dumb things and more often, nothing at all to help himself.
Aw, poor hubby. Aw...yes, a little dumb, lol. I don't have a hubby but I hear tales all the time about dumb-hubby happenings from my friends. The best so far this year came from my best friend. Her hubby does many dumb things. *this is squicky, so be warned* Her dumb hubby has hemorrhoids. He manages to take care of things himself, for the most part. One fine morning, as he inserted medicated finger up his bum, he felt the urge to pass wind. Normal brained person would have thought to remove digit first. Not dumb hubby! He thought he'd try an experiment to see what would happen when a fart is blocked by a finger. The result - he shit into his hand. It took him a day to own up to the deed; by then he was sort of proud of his accomplishment.

BTW, I've always thought you needed your own tree.

*runs*

[ultra_chrome]

That's possibly the grossest thing in the world. Damn funny, though.

I absolutely do need my own tree. A fig tree. Or maybe a mulberry tree. Mango? Avocado? Apricot? Not fussy really.

But then of course a Naked Squirrel is going to think everyone needs a tree. :p

[heartofdavid]

The manner in which he owned up to his 'accident' was gross too. He did it the next day in a restaurant. "Guess what I did the other day, honey?" He's not the best dinner conversationisht.

Oh, I like apricot trees!

[captainlogic]

I for one second the fig tree idea, but thats only cos I have a song playing that has the lyrics "If you're gonna hang me, hang me on a fig tree" which may be clouding my judgement

[ultra_chrome]

You don't need bribery. I'll make time for that. :)

On the subject, though. Email me your postal addy? I have a little something for you that I think you'll like.

Hockey.... every single game I get to see, the team I go for loses. I've had a Ducks game, a Pens game, a Stars game and a game I went for the Rangers because they had a Staal and a few ex-Penguins. All of them lost. Next Saturday I get a Canucks game, but I can't remember who they're playing. I'll cheer for the other mob in the hope your boys get a win. Will that work? I mean, if I'm actually wanting them to win?

But...I can tape the game for you if you don't mind getting to see it extremely late.