This is utterly LAME.

[ultra_detective]

For there being so many people here, a heck of a lot of them are painfully square and normal. Not even espers or time travelers, just bitchy short kids and bitchy rich guys with disturbing turn-ons! Reno is the only one who is interesting at all. I should make him join the SOS Brigade, he'd be a good "cool guy" mascotI'm utterly disappointed in

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[blackmaileryaha]

"Commander"? Keh. Don't make me laugh.

[ultra_detective]

*gets up in your face*

Yes. "Commander", got a problem with that pal?

[blackmaileryaha]

Yeah, I'm not gonna call you "commander". Got a problem with that?

[ultra_detective]

*grabs you by the collar of your shirt and yanks your head down so it is level with hers*

You bet your ass, I do!

[billy_blaze_ck]

So, you're a "commander" as well. Interesting....

BTW, have you seen my Yorp.. errr.. I mean "Spot".

[ultra_detective]

What exactly do you command?

What is a yorp?

[billy_blaze_ck]

My spaceship. I frequently save the Earth from aliens and Mortimer.

A green Martain.

Check the post

[ultra_detective]

A martian!

Show me! Take me to him!

[invented_chill]

I'm not interesting?

[ultra_detective]

You're not bad.

[invented_chill]

Oh, thank you... curious... would you be my elf?

[ultra_detective]

*looks over at you with suspicision*

And what would this incur? I cannot allow it to interfere with my position in the SOS Brigade.

[duelist_kaiba]

There is nothing at all wrong with how I'm "turned on"

[ultra_detective]

If it deals with animated lizards, then yes, yes there is.

...Dead fish.

[duelist_kaiba]

It's a Dragon and there's nothing wrong with it...

how the hell would you know. I don't even know

[ultra_detective]

There is plenty wrong with it, you sad little man.

*grins* Woman's intuition.

[memorized_burn]

So I take it that you are not taking pictures of me and Roxas anymore?

[ultra_detective]

Not until you guys start making out again.

Otherwise, you're no use to me.