ATTENTION! MISSING PERSON!

[ultra_detective]

LISTEN UP!

I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY CALLED HIRUMA YOUICHI

HE'S TALL WITH SPIKY BLOND HAIR AND POINTED TEETH AND EARS.

A MORONIC DISPOSITION.

HE'S LATE GETTING BACK AND BETTER NOT BE SKIRTING ON HIS DUTIES.

If you see him, please contact me- Haruhi Suzumiya: SOS Brigade Commander.

Comments

[allwillbemine]

When he's well enough to not catch hypothermia, he'll probably get back to you.

[ultra_detective]

WHAT?!

[allwillbemine]

To summarise: Hiruma collapses in the cold, random demon torments him, I kick demons arse, we go to the nearest sheltered area, and he should be back soon.

[ultra_detective]

THE STUPID IDIOT!

You'd better watch out for him, or else you'll be sorry!

[ocd_detective]

Would you happened to have a picture of him, Miss?

[ultra_detective]

On my cell phone!

[ocd_detective]

You can take pictures on cell phones?...

May I see it in case I happened to see anyone like that?

[elegant_samurai]

Ah yes, I remember running into someone like that recently, out on the streets. He didn't seem too bright.

[ultra_detective]

Yeah, he's a moron, but he's my moronic minion!

D'you where he went?

[elegant_samurai]

Minion? HA!

I have no idea where he went.

[thieverys_a_sin]

Does he cuss a lot? Tend to bitch a lot?

[ultra_detective]

Sounds like him!

Are you in the bar, the possibly gay one, too?

[thieverys_a_sin]

What is he, your pet?

An' no. I know where you're talking about. 's not a "gay" bar whatever the hell that means, it's Greed's place.

[izumi_sensai]

So your name's Haruhi? I apologize for not being much help earlier. I hope you're doing ok?

I'm sorry I haven't seen Hiruma I'm afraid.

[ultra_detective]

I'm doing fine!

Busted up ribs won't stop this commander!

[izumi_sensai]

I'm so glad, I was so worried for you when I left with Yazoo.

Are your ribs ok? I hope you've seen someone about it.