Comments | ultraforge: Potatoes Make Bad Housepets

ultraforge

Potatoes Make Bad Housepets

Apr 10, 2006 22:25

I once had a pet potato. Bad choice. Let me explain why.

You see, the potato is stupid. You can't teach it to do anything. I tried teaching Bruce (that was my potato's name) how to roll over. Nothing. He'd just sit there looking at me like, "What?" Since that didn't work I tried teaching him to fetch. He just sat there once again looking at me ( Read more... )

short fiction, humor

Comments 11

sporks5000 April 11 2006, 12:20:46 UTC

I have to admit that I'm amused by this.

ultraforge April 11 2006, 23:53:19 UTC

The reason it's funny is because it makes absolutely no sense.

offsidewalk April 11 2006, 12:35:11 UTC

Hahaha. I hope I don't sound easily amused when I say that made my day. :D

ultraforge April 11 2006, 23:53:52 UTC

I'm glad to hear it, Sue. :)

bombardiette April 11 2006, 15:03:14 UTC

That was the funniest fucking thing I've read in a while.

ultraforge April 11 2006, 23:54:34 UTC

You know what's weird, Phe? I have no idea where that piece came from.

~shrugs~

bombardiette April 13 2006, 15:03:20 UTC

Your sick little mind, that's where...

zibacco April 11 2006, 18:05:24 UTC

LOL! Bruce obviously had it coming.

ultraforge April 11 2006, 23:56:16 UTC

Sometimes I start to feel a twinge of guilt over what I did to Bruce.

And then lunch time arrives and I remeber how good hash browns and curly fries are! >:D

HE WAS DELICIOUS! liadaine April 12 2006, 19:02:27 UTC

He was abysmally stupid, kind of like David Hasselhoff or 50 Cent.

that bit was the best. i snickered the whole time reading the post.

Re: HE WAS DELICIOUS! ultraforge April 12 2006, 20:54:17 UTC

I wonder who else I could have compared to a potato?

Hmm...