"I stayed in the city tonight."

[ultraviolet730]

The six words that launched a thousand fanfics. Or, at least the beginning of one. I wish it had spawned more.

I had to post my Episode 11 - Monogamy (Elliot opens up; Olivia shuts him down) thoughts

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[lostingeekdom]

From Rooftop: 'This guy's penis is a deadly weapon'.
Hellooo Keller.

[sweetgingertea]

hahaha I LOVED that line!

[ultraviolet730]

Hee! So true. Though it really was Beecher with Oz's most lethal dick.

[lostingeekdom]

Ok .. so how about we tally their head counts(pun intended) and see who comes up trumps. I think I'm missing a few here.

[idledandy]

Don't forget "What are you lacking, Dick?" Hee!

Total squee for pimping my fic. I really keep meaning to write more of that. I swear, in the summers, I just don't do freaking anything. Then during the year when I have a kabillion things to do, that's when I write and stuff. I really know why they say, "Ask a busy woman."

I've decided that Olivia's feelings about Elliot's marriage are that of a child relating to her own parents. She draws some weird, twisted sense of stability from Elliot/CK and lashes out like an 8 year-old whenever that stability is threatened. Of course, a healthy chunk of this reasoning comes from the "Don't do this to me!" that got cut from "Doubt." However, the purpose of this little wank is not to excuse Olivia; it's to explain to myself why Elliot LIES by saying there's nobody else, when obviously, there's Alex. Duh!

[ultraviolet730]

Ooh, I knew I forgot one of the lines from their interrogation of John Ritter.

And I will pimp your fic from now until Thanksgiving break if it means you'll work on it. I'm dying to know what happens next.

I do know what you mean about not being able to do anything when you have all the time in the world. It's some sort of weird inverse human psychology defect. Huang would be able to explain it to me.

I think your Olivia theory is spot-on. And it does always make me sigh when he says it's not someone else. Even though, on the show, I want Elliot to be faithful. But in my head... you know what he and Alex are doing.

[speshulduck]

Whoa wait a minute, you mean Alex/Elliot isn't canon? Next you'll be telling me that Mariska's up for an Emmy and Chris isn't.

[ultraviolet730]

Hee! But life could never be that unfair or out of whack.

[aivilo_18]

Which reminds me, as always, of Caliban's brilliant commentary on said S6 line: I also think that all the stalking is rubbing off on Liv. "I tried you at home, on your cell phone, then I called the station." OMG, where were you? We were supposed to watch Gilmore Girls over the phone. WHY DIDN"T YOU CALL ME?[snerk] Cal comes up with the best one liners, I swear. That girl is fucking hysterical

[ultraviolet730]

She is hysterical. She should be forced to stay at home all day and write sidesplitting Oliska diary entries, Persistence chapters and faux dialogue for Our Heroes.

Stupid Maureen blaming Elliot for her own idiocy. And stupid writers for not realizing that anyone who went to college would shout, "Mail it your own fucking self!" at the screen.

You know I so agree about S6 Olivia. Whenever Elliot talked about the divorce and the empty house, she'd pipe up with that, "Your kids love you" line. Learned Hand described her as a pull-string doll, programmed to recite just the one sentence. Over and over again. the birthday thing was cool, though a little maudlin for SVU. And that really did just barely save her.

She still makes me want to shoot myself half the time though.
Dildo. I mean, ditto!

[sweetgingertea]

It's so funny, but the first time I watch an SVU ep I'm so caught up in the seriousness of it, but the second time I catch all the jokes and innuendo. I just caught the "I stayed in the city tonight" line today on the marathon! Definitely a great line. And yes, Elliot is HOT.

[ultraviolet730]

Oh, I do that, as well. but I've seen some of these so many times, I could probably sing along.

And yes, Elliot is HOT
Of course - that goes without saying. Except for the many, many times we say it. Over and over again.

[noblerot]

Which blond(e) lawyer do you picture him with - Beecher or Cabot?

Both, baby!

*fangirls sexualpredator!elliot*

[ultraviolet730]

Ooh - pretty icon. Is that a manip or an actual screencap?

Also, yes to both. Can't have T without A :) Plus, that explains Elliot's telling Olivia that it's not "someone else." Because it's sometwo else. Or something.

[noblerot]

I dunno the specifics of the icon, as I didn't make it. I JUST LOVE IT UNCONDITIONALLY.

"Sometwo else!" Oh, how I'd love that. Or somethree, somefour, somefive. Elliot's inner slut escapes and runs amok on the streets of NYC, Liv in hot pursuit, her glossy lip curled with sanctimonious contempt...

[maverick4oz]

Piping in here to say that icon is an actual screencap. It's from the cafetria scene when Keller calls Beecher "a miserable cunt" after he finds out that Beech gave Ronnie a blowjob deluxe. You know, not that I've watched that scene a lot or anything. LOL