I can't believe I've completely forgotten to talk about the weekend in L.A.! Blake and I stayed at Bety's house, with her and a roomate named Jackie. The two of them were the best hostesses I've ever encountered. They gave us warm blankets, and both are chefs so they cooked us the best breakfasts and dinners. The greatest part was our trip to Long ( Read more... )

I may be sharp, but nothing dulls the edges more than a day at work with a massive hangover. Thursday night was a festive venture throught the asphalted veins of Modesto. In the presence of good friends, I made a fool of myself after a pint of Jack and an imperious attitude. It's amazing my friends put up with me. Then again, we were all rather ( Read more... )

....I was incredibly drunk last night. Details come later....

Jumpin' Jupiter, I have 5 days off! Friday night, Blake and I are staying at our friend Betty's house in Hollywood. Then, we all wake up to leave for the party on the Queen Mary. I'm going to see Lou Reed and Modest Mouse! I'm also going to see the Flaming Lips, for the third time. Last time, Wayne Coyne came out in a gigantic bubble (from ( Read more... )

Friday night, Matt, Joey, Nick, Kim and I went to see Explosions in the Sky and drink as much as possible. Matt bought me the cheapest, most disgusting scotch whiskey he could find, and also made of copy of On!Air!Library! for me. The scotch was so horrible that we sat in line for a good hour and a half and couldn't even finish the stuff. It was ( Read more... )

Well, I'm tired so I'm going to sum things up in set theory. Yes, it's a wierd post because my math class is getting to me ( Read more... )

First, it was Micheal Caine. Now, it's Jude Law stealing my role. Damn Yankees.

I hate the damn Yankees, and I want to see them pulverized. I heard someone once say, "how could you dislike a team like Boston, when their sole purpose in life is to beat the Yankees ( Read more... )

One man's review of the Beatles (White Album) on cdnow.com:

SUGER COATED BUBBLEGRUM FOR LOZERS

"THE BEATLES SUX. LIMP BIZKIT ZEPLIN N FLOYD RAWK. THE DUDES SING LIKE THERE THE CARE BEARS. NUTHIN BUT GOODY GOODY CR@P FOR PRESCHOOLERS OR GRANNIES! IF YA GOT A BABY THIS IL LULL THEM TO SLEEP!! NOT RECAMMENDED!"

Holy shit, that's fucking

So, I might join the navy, strictly for two reasons.

1. to learn japanese.

2. to marry a japanese woman.

How's that for serving my country?

Or, someone else's....