Meme

Jul 09, 2006 10:17

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.  (I'm actually watching more lately. Less to do.)
× I own lots of books.  (I wouldn't call it alot. Average.)

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (My vision is 40.)
✓ I love to play video games.  (You don't need to be a rocket scientist to get this one.)
× I've tried marijuana.  (I've never so much as seen some.)

✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (O_o....I dunno...they all still talk to me. All three of them.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Good lies are hard to keep up.)

✓ I curse sometimes.  (I feel tempted to not mark this one as it'sn ot really sometimes so much as always.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (I think so anyway)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Irony in this one? You betcha. Hint: It's one of the above questions that I've answered yes to.)
× I hate the rain.

✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.  (I need/want money most of the time.)

✓ I love sushi.  (Sushi > God)
✓ I talk really, really fast.  (Only when I'm trying to explain alot that I don't want to take much time saying.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (What the shit does this mean?)

× I have long hair.  (Not anymore. Used to.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Vending machines and souveniers.)
✓ I have at least one sibling.  (3 blood related.)

× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (I don't know what this is getting at. My life would go on without much trouble.)

✓ I like the way that I look.  (Fuck you. I'm beautiful.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Probably.)
× I am usually pessimistic.  (I vary.)

× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (It's not the gov' buisness who has sex with who for whatever reason, and keeping it illegal actually endangers the prostitutes.)
× I slept with a roommate.  (Certainly not in the way this means.)

✓ I have a hidden talent.  (I'm really a glass making genius :D)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  (Usually.)
✓ I have a lot of friends.  (More than enough for me.)

× I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Pecked? I've never had a beak before. if it means as in a quick kiss, then it's still no.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (It ends up too quiet. Any person I can enjoy a phone conversation with is a rare find. I can think of 2-4.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (Depends on what mood she's in.)

✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.  (I've rejected many people for many different reason. Like rejecting my brother's pleas for use of the PS2.)

× I currently like/love someone.  (This is a question I shouldn't be allowed to say "I don't know to." but is the case with me.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Mostly.)
✓ I want to have children in the future.

× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.  (I've called a friend who's a cop before)
× I'm not allergic to anything.  (Don't know.)

✓ I have a lot to learn.  (I asked my math teacher once "Is it bad that I want to know everything?")
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (Usually. I just am shy differently. As in I get stupid.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.  (I have maybe 20.)
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

× I own the "South Park" movie.  (I should)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.  (It's not really as "to" so much as a "by"

"I have avoided assignments at work/school BY being on Xanga or Livejournal.")
✓ I enjoy some country music.  (Get the fuck over it, it's not all bad.)

✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (I also happen to be quite lazy.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (Career?)

✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (FUCK yes)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.  (Eh. He's not a close friend.)
✓ I am happy at this moment.  (Happy enough.)

× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.  (MONOSYLABLES)
× Republican.  (Partisanship sucks.)

× I don't even know what I am.  (Human.)
× I am punk rockish.  (I like some punk rock?)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (I've GONE for older girls.)

× I study for tests most of the time.  (I study maybe 5 minutes for my final exam and do well.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.

× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.  (That sounds oddly raunchy)

✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (I hate shoes.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.  (What kind of question is that?)

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (I plan to be proficient in all of them.)

× I hate office jobs.  (I wouldn't know)
× I went to college out of state.
✓ I am adopted.  (Legally.)

× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

✓ I fall for the worst people.  (I think I go for the crazy ones. But then again, aren't they all?)
✓ I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.  (I make a point to do so.)
× I can't whistle.

× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (All of one. This one. Owned.)
× I talk in my sleep.  (....Typically I'm asleep when I'm in my sleep. Meaning I can't tell.)

✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (>_> Maybe two. But that's IT.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (I can't believe I'm not even halfway through this,)

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth.

× I hate my toes.  (Why hate them?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.  (I'm an awkward kisser.)

× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.

✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (Unless you count myself.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (o_o are ninjas getting this meme?)

✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (I like the way women look. Period.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (I'd describe myself as such, but it's never come from a third party.)

× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (You said poo XD)

× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.  (......Who do you expect to answer this?)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.

× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (I usually feel like I suck at thing if I tell people I own at them.)

× I am a Libertarian.  (A librarian?)
× I can speak more than one language.  (Donde es ta el shut the hell up.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

✓ I would rather read than watch TV.  (Depends on the book VS. what's on, but usually.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (I haven't pul an all-nighter on jack.)

✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.  (This meme seems to be growing more and more depressing as we get to the end. I also think the maker is whining a little.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (Shiver with youthful vigor.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (O_O NEW LIFE'S GOAL)

✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.  (I'm tragically dented D:)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (Dude. What's with all the gender/sexuality confusion questions?)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.

✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (My gameboy or my headphones.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (Duh. That's a natural part of being a fucking human. Cumrag.)

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.  (Stop whining in your memes.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (O_o......Nope.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.  (I just don't like the taste of most gum.)

✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (.......Ha. Yeah right >_> A 15 year old? With teen angst?)

✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (Sephiroth ;_;)

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.

✓ I enjoy burritos.  (Depends.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.  (Ya know what? I hate all these "Irish people rule!" slogans an shit. And I'm Irish.)
× I have a thing for redheads.

× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (Fuck that. Define generically "fun." They way I read this question, you come off as the kind of person who thinks that because they read books so they can act like they have a higher purpose in life while their friends are out having fun. But labels are bad.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (I at least try to ride it out until I can't any more.)

× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.

× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.  (Fuck you.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.

✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (....Wow. I think I really do hate you >_>)
× I say random things to freak people out.  (I like saying ridiculous things with a straight face, but saying random things to freak people out soundsl ike a desperate ploy for attention. But that' s just me.)

× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.  (I don't fucking care about your actual LIFE. People don't take memes to here you complain.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.  (Too awkward.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.

× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (Music helps me remember why I'm alive.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.

× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (My LJ friends are mostly real life friends.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.  (Congratulations. You're qualified to start a shitty band where you wherein alot about the pain in your heart and lost love.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

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