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That skeleton's name is Baby Luv. I found him on a bar stool on the side of a busy suburban street. He is named after Paris Hilton's old kinkajou. Much like the original Baby Luv, this Baby Luv's gotta be tossed to the wolves. I can't keep driving around with a skeleton in my car. I don't like him because I'm afraid he's going to come to life and strangle me while I am driving. But I can't ditch him until I think of something absolutely fantastic to do with him. I don't want to just give him to a friend to keep in their living room.