I'm a person just like you, but I've got better things to do...

[umamm]

So today Maya's mom decided to give us the sex talk. And yes, I do mean us. Like, she sat both of us down and gave us the whole thing. STDs, pregnancy, condoms, abortion, plan B, age of consent, all of that. I never expected that someone else's mother would do that. It was pretty fucking weird

Comments

[mayawaya]

Andrew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god!!!!!!! I am soo sorry. That was one of the worst experiences of my life.
I LUFFLES YOU & AM OH SO SORRY
♥

[gartho009]

All of that sounds miserable, but tolerable. Except for the age of consent part. Getting such a talk from a mother would be weeeeyyurd. Hella.

Minor Threat? Lucky. Try Black Flag, it's also good once in a while.

[paintedpolkadot]

AHAHHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

oh i cannot stop laughing. I haven't even had one of those. then again.. i'm not ANDREWWWWWWW. yeah. sheesh. just kidding. though I wasn't intending anything in the first place... ah well.