A public service announcement, because I care.

[umasenvy]

Dear friends and loved ones

Comments

[daurdabla]

I'll buy some Blistex for you; maybe the curse doesn't extend to that.

[mouse_gerald]

Oh my god, I have that exact same problem with lemon scented moist towelettes! I steal handfuls of them from Buffalo Wild Wings in Columbia Heights and stash them in the glove compartment, coat pockets, my laptop bag... 'cause, you know, they're just so dang useful... but they disappear like hymens from a trailer park! I can only conclude that Fairies, gnomes, elves, slyphs, and other wee folk are drawn to the aluring scent and refreshing touch of the towelettes and steal them in the dead of night, in which case I'm happy to keep providing them. Maybe they like chapstick too...?