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[umasenvy]

The bathroom I use at work is technically the "mens" bathroom but I use it because there is not a sign that says "Mens" on it and because it closer to my office than the "womens" bathroom, which also doesn't have a sign on it. Anyway, the bathroom I use has a stall and a urinal. The stall has a door but no one ever shuts it because the bathroom

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[xxchesirecatxx]

"(I assume its a boy spider because it is technically a men's bathroom, after all)" < ----- cuteness!!

As for the pretzel thing, it could be just a sad lonely person who eats all alone in the bathroom... or maybe it was the last pretzel, and that person just wanted to savor it, sitting in the bathroom, where one can releeve oneself and eat at the SAME TIME!! ... or maybe it fell out of a pocket?

[xxchesirecatxx]

no no! maybe it was just the janitor!

[umasenvy]

Couldn't be! The janitor is supposed to clean stuff, not mess it up!

[umasenvy]

Actually, I think its the pocket thing because just last week I found a goldfish cracker in a skirt pocket and it had been a while since I wore the skirt but its been even longer since I've had goldfish crackers.

Which doesn't say much for my laundering habits...

Give me a break, its a skirt- it doesn't even touch anything! ;)

[mouse_gerald]

> I assume its a boy spider

> Im curious to know- who felt the need to bring a pretzel into the pisser

Your mind must be a fascinating place to be. You neverever get bored, do you?

[umasenvy]

It is rare because I have such silly thoughts all the time but sometimes, like the pretzel comment, I do get bored because I have the thought but then I dont care to think about it any more. The spider one was amuzing because I then imagined him decorating his little web with 'boy' stuff like dirt and miniature fire trucks and basketball posters and Calvin and Hobbes books.