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[umathematic]

Exactly how long's it supposed to take a corpse to bloat?

[ ooc | Dated llllate Thursday night! All your douchebag bodies now belong in mafia storage. :(b ]

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[renegare]

[ STARING DOWN THE M-F*ING CORPSE. ]

...Gokudera Hayato. You brought no textbook.

[umathematic]

[ in his storage, don't forget. Gokudera holds up the device. ]

You know, this isn't a fucking accessory.

[renegare]

Neither is it an answer.

[ one deep-breathing-in-the-body's-ear session short of doing the creep, when Nathan's outfit offends Hibari's delicate sensibilities for the last gd time. Never mind that he's covered in enough blood to make half a PETA legion faint, the real problem is -- ]

...this collar is wrinkled.

[umathematic]

And? The collar isn't gonna change.

[ Both corpse-sniffer and sniffee get a dark look from the opposite wall. He could be guarding the boss right now. ]

If it doesn't start showing signs by morning, we're dumping it.

text; let's pretend i know how things are arranged rn

[likeabawws]

what

text;

[umathematic]

It's okay, boss! We're pretty sure he's dead this time!

video;

[likeabawws]

[ because text would never cover the sheer level of OMG on tsuna's face ]

Y-you killed somebody?!

video; - 1/3

[umathematic]

N-not at all! Even that guy wouldn't go this far just to--

[ragazz0dinebbia]

Has he been dead long?

[umathematic]

[ ... ]

Who the hell knows. Probably hasn't been more than a few hours.

[valentineluke]

In this weather, possibly two to three days.

[umathematic]

Get serious or fuck off.

[valentineluke]

The former and no.

[servidude]

What kind of question is that?

[umathematic]

Obviously, a simple one.

[servidude]

[Riiight.] It kind of depends on the conditions.

[umathematic]

It's dry and airtight. Room temperature's stable.