[Shitt P. is just walking through the halls quietly to her next class, sunglasses in place, itchy scratchy ugly homo-sapien school uniform on, and star-print boots with 5" heels clacking.

And then, suddenly, she stops, turns, and points out the window in alarm.]

A FELINE CRIES OUT!

[There's a cat stuck in a tree...! Somewhere?]

[Poor Shittopi-chan has been so confused in this place. When she tried to figure out which bathroom to enter earlier, she saw this exiting the one marked 'WOMEN', and this exiting the one marked 'MEN'. Clearly there is a contradiction here, although poor Shittopi can't quite detect which experience was more confusing ( Read more... )

[So, it's just a normal day in Hitman High, with the student lounge filled with shuffling students yawning, the thick sounds of textbooks hitting laminated tables, the soft hum of the morning birds outside of the warmly lit windows.

And then there's Shitt P., hanging upside down on the ceiling. Apparently that large, awkward bubble thing she's ( Read more... )