Comments | umaurmom: Bafoom bafooom bafooom!: 02

umaurmom

Bafoom bafooom bafooom!: 02

Sep 08, 2010 08:18

[Poor Shittopi-chan has been so confused in this place. When she tried to figure out which bathroom to enter earlier, she saw this exiting the one marked 'WOMEN', and this exiting the one marked 'MEN'. Clearly there is a contradiction here, although poor Shittopi can't quite detect which experience was more confusing ( Read more... )

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spanamacchina September 8 2010, 19:15:21 UTC

You're supposed to put your clothes back on before you walk back into the hallway. [Oh look, it's Captain Obvious.]

umaurmom September 8 2010, 21:57:15 UTC

[Sup Cap'n.]

I heard the distant cry of a dying universe.

spanamacchina September 9 2010, 04:49:11 UTC

[Hey there, lieutenant.]

You did? Where?

umaurmom September 13 2010, 22:31:46 UTC

In the current magnetic pole vector 'North'- the cafeteria establishment!

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principeeredita September 8 2010, 19:36:25 UTC

[ Apparently the presence of naked women is something he's completely used to, as he is stepping out of the bathroom with his towel slung around his neck and simply stopping to quip; ]

Isn't it a bit cold, signora? It'd be best to put on clothes before you catch a cold.

umaurmom September 8 2010, 21:58:09 UTC

A cold cannot be caught, a cold will only come to you- and it senses fear.

principeeredita September 8 2010, 22:16:29 UTC

Is that so?

Well, certainly while you may not fear having a cold, it's still no reason to walk around without any clothes on, signora.

umaurmom September 13 2010, 22:32:47 UTC

I do not understand.

I am on a mission and the energy exerted to replace my clothing would expend approximately .0028% of what is needed to carry out this task.

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Hufahufa is now in my vocabulary. :D lolichaser September 8 2010, 21:19:42 UTC

[ Julie was just sauntering around when he sees his floor-mate leaving the bathroom..well, in her birthday-suit. Of course he remembers who you are now. He had seen you around his old school before!-- he just didn't know you were a nudist? But that's okay. He doesn't judge :). ]

Ah,Shittopi-Chan, right?
...What are you doing?

You mean it wasn't before? umaurmom September 8 2010, 22:01:04 UTC

[Shittopi pauses, and jerkily turns around to face Julie at the sound of her name. Recognition lights up in those starry eyes, but that's pretty much the only light on up there.]

I have just completed my daily physical cleansing.

Unfortunately, no lolichaser September 9 2010, 03:06:29 UTC

Well now that you're "cleansed" you do know that you need some clothes.
I don't think you're allowed to go around naked, Shittopi-chan.

[ He gestures to his own clothes as emphasis, because hey, if he could stroll around nude he would.
...
Well maybe not. There are some crazy people here. ]

umaurmom September 13 2010, 22:34:23 UTC

I do not understand this custom application. My skin is the most fashionable of clothing.

[Clever boy, Julie.]

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Keywords so relevant |D uselesstuna September 8 2010, 21:42:23 UTC

[ He can't make words come out of his mouth.

No words.

At all.

Just this face. Forever ]

It's like it was meant to be! umaurmom September 8 2010, 22:01:57 UTC

[Forever? There is no forever.

However, Shittopi-chan will just pause, and proceed to counter with THIS face.]

4027 OTP? uselesstuna September 8 2010, 22:15:45 UTC

P-put some clothes on, lady!

I ship it like a thousand burning suns umaurmom September 8 2010, 22:27:39 UTC

P-Put some clothes on, lady!

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greenmakeup September 8 2010, 22:01:56 UTC

[Oh for the love. of. crap.]

Put some clothes on.

umaurmom September 8 2010, 22:02:47 UTC

What chromosome nomenclature do you contain within your body?

There was no contradiction there. >:| greenmakeup September 8 2010, 22:03:43 UTC

How is that relevant?

oh man am I in trouble umaurmom September 8 2010, 22:06:40 UTC

I must input pronoun assignment under specimen 704.

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