Meme Time! By ladymiranoy!

Apr 30, 2010 03:24

Gafted from ladymiranoy!

Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works/etc. and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.=


1. A male Ordinary High School Student in love with King Arthur learns about mythology. Superhero from the future attempts to kill self, thwarted by self. Ancient king/God learns the value of fake weaponry. Nice girl goes insane, eats a town while Medusa tries to help. Ordinary High School Student decides ethics suck and beats up a priest.
2.It's like Twilight, but without Edward.
3.A Badass Longcoat, his oversexed half-brother, a policewoman who is not his girlfriend, a religious fanatic and his jail-bait goth girl daughter battle the forces of darkness. The main character says "Hell's Bells" a lot.
4. A man is let out of prison and is hired as chauffeur and bodyguard to a weird man who's conducting a secret war against another bunch of other weird people. The story is occasionally interrupted for history lessons or stories that are almost completely unrelated.
5. A pair of drunken Scotswomen play matchmaker between the worst violin player in New York and his Ill Girl neighbor as part of an elaborate plan to retrieve a magical fiddle.
6.A broody vampire with a soul, a former rich bitch, an upperclass twit, a formerly enslaved scientist, a green demon who reads people's futures when they sing Karaoke and a gang leader live in a hotel, then run a law firm. They Fight Crime.
7. A group of dysfunctional people are chased by their pissed-off children. In Space!
8.Vampire with a conscience works as a night cop, dates a mortician, and goes through a series of partners and captains. Also, he kills his vampire sire, who goes on to host a late-night radio show of some sort. * This also all takes place in Toronto.
9.A pair of bitter war veterans, a prostitute, a mercenary with an ugly hat, a cute mechanic, a Hawaiian-shirt wearing pilot, a preacher with a Mysterious Past, a socially inept medical genius and the cutest little psychotic killing machine ever all get together on a ship. They Do Crime!
10.A big guy with an unfortunate tattoo tries to get therapy for the girlfriend who hates him after his pretty-haired, ex-best friend sells out the world for a makeover and a spiffy new Batman outfit.
11. Evil billionaire rebuilds family heirloom on top of New York City skyscraper, unleashes Noble Demon creatures that really don't like to get up in the morning.
12. A bald old man in a wheelchair who likes watching teenagers sweat founds a school for people with genetic abnormalities. They fly everywhere in a supersonic jet and fight giant robots, a fat guy with a big appetite and a magnetic Holocaust survivor.
13.People travel through space on the back of a giant turtle, have adventures, and discover things that we take for granted in modern society. Major characters include a perennial coward, a crabby old woman, an ape, a despotic tyrant, a recovered alcoholic middle-aged chain-smoking cop, and a 6-foot-tall dwarf.
14. Young man who never changes his clothes keeps refusing to fulfill his blatantly obvious destiny.
15.A salaryman quits his job to run errands for and with unstable foreigners who frequently try to kill him. He still dresses like a salaryman, though.
16. Rich kid watches his parents get shot. Decides to squander their fortune by building himself a rocket powered car and becoming a vigilante. His arch-nemesis is a drugged-up clown.
17.Extremely nasty villains are defeated, but the focus is on the main character's development from a lonely smartass badass with relationship issues to... a domineering badass with relationship issues, a harem and out-of-control socially unacceptable magical powers.
18.Vampire Nazis decide to reenact World War II, and the Catholic Church decides to give the Crusades another go. Dracula objects sternly. Most of the cast are expies of hentai characters.
19. A teenager volunteers to be tutored by a reclusive elderly billionaire, putting his social and family life on hold while avoiding questions about what they do together.
20.Ordinary girl moves to new town, gains human admirers, and ends up in a love triangle between a Friendly Neighborhood Vampire and a furry. Gratuitous purple prose ensues. Actually is about as bad as it sounds.

This . . . was a lot of fun actually.
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