Instructions: go to the music player of your choice, put it on random and ask the following questions letting the song title be your answer.
I decided to skip everything that's instrumental or in a language that I don't understand, because I have way too much music and this turned out pretty random anyway.
1. How does the world see me?
Song: Everything Burns
Artist: Ben Moody & Anastacia
Comment: Apparently the world doesn’t see me at all. Can we all say teenage angst? I’m way past that stage, thank you very much.
Walking through life unnoticed
Knowing that no one cares
Too consumed in their masquerade
No one sees her there
2. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Facts of Life
Artist: Lazyboy
Comment: So I will know that the average person laughs 13 times a day and that the giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue and a lot of other useless things. But will that make me happy?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Nemo
Artist: Nightwish
Comment: Lost and hopeless. That’s not very nice.
This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Desire
Artist: Poets of the Fall
Comment: Oh yes, but it’s dangerous.
Kill sweet desire, faith may numb the trial, but can you run all your life
Kill sweet desire, truth will make a liar, you can run but not hide
5. How can I make myself happy?
Song: One of Us Cannot Be Wrong
Artist: Leonard Cohen
Comment: By ruining men’s lives. Not exactly my plan for the future, but if winamp says so...
6. What should I do with my life?
Song: Anthem
Artist: Tommy Körberg (Chess)
Comment: Move to another country, but be all emo and patriotic about it.
How can I leave her?
Where would I start?
Let man's petty nations tear themselves apart
My land's only borders lie around my heart.
7. Why is life so full of pain?
Song: Thank You for the Music
Artist: ABBA
Comment: *falls off chair laughing* There’s too much music? Too many cheery people? Too much cheery music?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Perfect Girl
Artist: Sarah McLachlan
Comment: By being perfect obviously. That shouldn't be a problem. :P Nah, actually this is a very pretty song about just being yourself and not having to be perfect all the time. So the answer is by not being perfect.
Don't worry you will find the answer if you let it go
Give yourself some time to falter
9. Will I ever have children?
Song: A whiter Shade of Pale
Artist: Sarah Brightman
Comment: Ok, so no one understands the lyrics to this song. It might possibly be something about getting really drunk and trying to pick up a girl. I suppose a really drunken night might end with pregnancy, but I sure hope not.
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray
10. Will I die happy?
Song: Delilah
Artist: Tom Jones
Comment: I will cheat on my boyfriend and he’ll stab me to death. Doesn’t sound very happy to me.
11. What is some good advice for me?
Song: Nobody’s Side
Artist: Elaine Paige (Chess)
Comment: Don’t trust anyone and only look out for yourself. Um… that’d make me rather lonely and bitter, wouldn’t it?
Never take a stranger's advice
Never let a friend fool you twice
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never be the first to believe
Never be the last to deceive
Nobody's on nobody's side
12. What is happiness?
Song: Gold in Them Hills
Artist: Coldplay
Comment: Gold!! No, actually, it’s focusing on the good and seeing the beauty in the ordinary things.
But if we'd only open our eyes
We'd see the blessings in disguise
That all the rain clouds are fountains
Though our troubles seem like mountains
There's gold in them hills
There's gold in them hills
So don't lose heart
Give the day a chance to start
13. What is my favorite fetisch?
Song: Space Oddity
Artist: David Bowie
Comment: Astronauts in trouble, apparently.
14. How will I be remembered?
Song: Deify
Artist: Disturbed
Comment: With a lot of frustrated rage. O.o This song is about Bush, I think. Scary.
You're no immortal
I won't let them
Deify you