I'm suspicious of people with eye patches, yet I do enjoy a good monocle...

[umbrellahouse]

- On Thursday, my host-mom Gloria asked if I wanted to see how pork is prepared. I agree and we head to our backyard. In one of the small rooms that I assume is meant for storage is a ginormous dead pig. Gloria asks me to help carry it and I grab the front legs. The thing is super heavy though and it slips slightly... this causes a lot of blood to

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[anonymous]

First of all, YAY FOR THE RETURN OF CHICKEN LITTLE! Look at him dance!

Next, I am going to try and remove that very graphic pork preparation imagery from my mind forever. Forever! Also, I assume what you mean by "a bumper accident thingy" is a fender bender? Don't worry, you were all over it. On that topic, why must you continue to do crazy / dangerous things that scare me? Why? (Lump breaking into the house in this category as well.)

In summary, as Isabel says, BE SAFER.

ALso, it seems cLear that no, those lIving in ecuador do not uSe the pOstal services oN a regular basis.

just for you... more chicken (pollo in español)

[umbrellahouse]

teehee... i laugh in the face of crazy danger! I laugh and then flee!

i miss home today... don't know why... it doesn't happen to me much! oh well... i'll get over it!

there is a rumble in my tumble!

also... yes on the talking... and see... now you see what hell it was... HELL!!!!

I love more chicken! (In dancing cartoon form ONLY)

[anonymous]

Less laughing, more fleeing. Home misses you too. It told me. Every day it tells me. And asks annoyingly if you are home yet. It's a five-year-old really. (Also, home may or may not also include me).

Are you home yet? Are you? When? Yet?