Because "fool" and "weirdface" are too obvious... and "asshat" is taken

[umbrellahouse]

I need a new name. I need an alias... like Jennifer Garner, except less fun-with-wigs! I'm going to be taking calls for SACK's crisis line soon and I think Flora is too uncommon a name that people would be able to find me if they tried. And the "stalker" position in my life has already been filled

Comments

[anonymous]

How about Clara?

~mar~

[anonymous]

Sandy?

~mar~

[umbrellahouse]

Isn't that what you used to call my dog? (whose name is Bella)... or was it Li that called her Sandy... Sasha? I don't remember... high school was a blur sometimes

[anonymous]

high school was a blur sometimes
Must be all those drugs you did.

~mar~

[umbrellahouse]

You know me so well!!! ;)

[anonymous]

Lola.

~mar~

[umbrellahouse]

Do I look like a Lola? Could you really see me wearing a boa?

[anonymous]

Cyndi

~mar~

[anonymous]

Fanny.

~mar~

[umbrellahouse]

... as in tush tush?