Comments | umbrellahouse: "Sex me up with your ethnic foods!!!"... "ew"

umbrellahouse

"Sex me up with your ethnic foods!!!"... "ew"

Dec 09, 2005 01:45

Today has been "Rub Flora's Lack of Upper Body Strength in Her Face" Day (RFLUBSHF for short). I made some pasta and went to open my jar of homemade pasta sauce that my grandma had made. I figured it wasn't going to be hard since there isn't a seal. Oh my was I wrong. It took some banging, using a fork between the lid and the jar, and some praying ( Read more... )

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anonymous December 9 2005, 07:02:37 UTC

Hey foxy lady,

I'll be your man, to open jars and such!

-J. Doe

hahaha umbrellahouse December 9 2005, 07:03:43 UTC

Oh God... please stop, I just ate :)

anonymous December 9 2005, 07:06:46 UTC

Oh that stung! You go right for the jugular I see ;)

On a serious note, are you going home this weekend? And if not, what are we doing?

umbrellahouse December 9 2005, 07:15:39 UTC

Yes... I'm a bitch that way... and you're such a dork!!!

I don't know if I'm going home or not... depends on a lotta stuff...

And if not, then we're studying/essay writing... together, except you at your place and me at mine!!! :D

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RFLUBSHF is my favourite holiday! thesoundofduck December 9 2005, 18:48:43 UTC

YAYAYAY that was really fun! (This is me not talking about you making out with strangers or going streaking)!! Hahaha... feet meet ground. Cozy for while. I repeat that sentiment in regards to my own appendages... mostly just my legs though, not so much my arms. They can flail about in the air/atmosphere as much as they like... hooray!

Mine's Christmas! umbrellahouse December 10 2005, 01:36:31 UTC

This is me not talking about your sixth toe!

I also like flailing my arms. It's like we're mates with similar souls!!! Have you seen Brokeback Mountain yet? When are we seeing it together? Next week? OK!!!

Re: Mine's Christmas! thesoundofduck December 10 2005, 04:55:53 UTC

OK! And if it isn't out, I vote we drive to New York. i.e. I vote you drive drivingly-challenged me to New York. YAY! IT'S A PLAN! THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!

umbrellahouse December 10 2005, 05:16:04 UTC

Let's call that Plan B. Plan A will be you getting Heath and Jake to Toronto and making them reenact the movie for us!!! And during their makeout scenes in the woods... I will act as the tent under which they... you know... make out! Oh the possibilities!

What do you say about that, asshat? (I like your new name because I can rhyme it with words)

lougheed December 9 2005, 21:42:32 UTC

I ALWAYS wish there was a sarcasm smiley face because sarcasm is the least expressible sentiment on the internet and it is my favourite sentiment off the internet :(

umbrellahouse December 10 2005, 01:37:07 UTC

My favourite sentiment off the internet is *heart*!!!

lougheed December 10 2005, 03:20:11 UTC

aww! Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickhamsterbabiesssssssssssssssssssss.

thesoundofduck December 10 2005, 04:55:12 UTC

I GET IT!!!!!! I GET IT!!!! :)

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anonymous December 14 2005, 13:15:59 UTC

Speaking of sitting on a roof in Montreal, when are you coming to visit? You haven't been here in years. It's like you've forgotten about us and all the hot men we have ;) Seriously, come this break and we'll go clubbing and pick up French men!

umbrellahouse December 14 2005, 15:57:19 UTC

I know, it's sadness!!! I need to see y'all!!! That's right, Y'ALL!

But French men are heavy... also, remember Chicago boy... I don't like the French/I like them too much!