How to teach English

[umbrellaofdoom]

I Love little pussy, her coat is so warm,

And if I don’t hurt her, she’ll do me no harm.

So I’ll not pull her tail nor drive her away -

But Pussy and I very gently will play.

She’ll sit by my side, and I’ll give her some food,

And she’ll love me because I am gentle and good.

This is direct from our curriculum. :DDDDDDDD

Comments

[genkischuldich]

This is amazing.

[booboobooboo99]

Sorry for intruding, but this is the funniest thing I've read today. XD
I reeeally needed that laugh. Thank you. (even though I'm over a year late)

*steps back into the shadows*