This cracked me up...

[umchad]

umchad's LJ stalker is rbentley!rbentley is stalking you because another friend of yours told them you liked them. They are also prank calling you regularly!

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This one's better!

[umchad]

umchad's LJ stalker is gulfgirl!gulfgirl is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also mentally deranged!

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worried

[lizard3704]

chad, this is your 5th wheel elizabeth. and this makes me worry about you and rbently. lol, j/k