Lesson!

[umguysisthis]

First French lesson of the year, and Rin's ridiculously excited about it - though part of that could be because of the caffeine.
On the board, she's written:
'INTRODUCE YOURSELF
In at least one paragraph, tell me about
yourself, your likes and dislikes, what you do in
your spare time, that sort of stuff.
In French.
USE MORE THAN THREE TENSES (CORRECTLY)

Comments

[yuzudaki]

*hands up this :DD*

Je m'apple Naruto. Je suis ramen. Je ne suis chat. Je taime video games.

[umguysisthis]

*blinks at it*
Well, er... *shrugs* 'Video games' isn't a French word... and um. *stares at it, then shakes her head* It's not a bad start, though! ^^
*writes out a corrected version for him and hands it back*

[yuzudaki]

Cool, thanks Miss! *looks at the corrections for about two seconds then runs off*

[umguysisthis]

N-no problem... *watches him run off all D:, then just gives up and sits down again wither her coffee.*

[boaring]

Bonjour. Je suis Ino. J'aime........... croissant.

*this is the extent of her French*

[umguysisthis]

Ah. I, er- your previous French teacher, did they go over, er, definite articles with you? *is just gonna hope for a 'what? oh no we've never studied French before'* That should probably be 'les croissants', by the way. I mean, it's a great start otherwise.

[boaring]

... We're supposed to know French already?

I'm in the wrong class, aren't I.

[umguysisthis]

Oh! No, not at all, I mean, I presumed-- *ahem* No, it's fine. Most of the class don't, so I can just teach it from scratch.

[cagedbydestiny]

I want a really big cookie.

Mon nom est Neji. J'aime les promenades de silence sur la plage, marchant à la maison, et en général passant du temps sous la pluie tout seul, parce que tous les autres ou m'ennuie ou est idiot et pas assez bon se tenir dans ma simple présence. Monter le sujet de mon déteste, je déteste des gens stupides. Et les chiens, la surtout grande une, mais ils semblent m'aimer. Je déteste aussi les animaux de ballon. Ils sautent finalement, et je déteste des bruits sauter. Dans mes loisirs, je lis souvent, et j'évite des gens en général. Je vous veux juste tous partir. Sérieusement. Me partir seul. C'est assez mauvais mon oncle me rôde... Il est pédophile, vous savez. Et après qu'il est fait avec moi, il viendra pour tous le reste des garçons ici, aussi. Tous qui la chair chaude, jeune et adolescente... Puis-je arrêter l'écriture maintenant ? J'ai besoin d'un sac en papier pour aspirer.

[ahaha translation!]//:My name is Neji. I like quiet walks on the beach, walking home in the rain, and in general spending time

OMG ESCA *___* MIND=BLOWN and thank you for the translation <3

[umguysisthis]

*reads the work and wordlessly hands him a paper bag and the biggest cookie she has*
*after about half a minute:*
Er. Neji. You... *clears throat* That was a, er, a very good piece of work. Great French. *nods* But, uh. M-maybe if... maybe it would be a good idea to visit the nurse sometime. I should think she'd be able to recommend some good, er, some people who'd be able to help with any problems you might be having.

//translation from Rin-talk: Go see Hana, she can hook you up with a decent counsellor or two, and maybe a therapist on the side.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU. *bows*

[cagedbydestiny]

....She has large dogs. Thank you for the cookie. *inhales and exhales in the paper bag deeply*

[ahaha Neji translation!]//: I prefer to suffer in silence, but thank you for your concern, ma'am.

wtf i totally logged in.

[cagedbydestiny]

[sand_and_fans]

*scribles out her paragraph thingy and hands it in.*

'Je m'appelle Temari. J'aime les amandes et curry. Je ne peux pas faire cuire pour sauver ma vie, mais je continue à faire de toute façon. J'ai deux petits frères. L'un est un psychopathe et l'autre aime jouer avec des poupées et porte des oreilles de chat. Mon médecin dit que je suis mal à l'aise, mais je pense qu'il aspire seulement. Je n'aime pas mentir, et ne sera pas moins mon argent pour le mois est sur la ligne. Mon père est un pénis géant. Aussi simple que ça.'

((Translation: My name is Temari. I like almonds and spicy curry. I can't cook to save my life but I keep doing it anyways. I have two little brothers. One's a psychopath and the other likes to play with dolls and wears cat ears. My doctor says I'm socially awkward, but I think he just sucks. I don't like to lie, and won't unless my money for the month is on the line. My dad's a giant penis. Simple as that. ))

[umguysisthis]

*reads it, and smiles*

Trés bien, Temari~! That's one of the best I've seen so far... and somehow one of the least messed up... *clears her throat* Yes! Well done! Er. Would you like a cookie?

[sand_and_fans]

My dad made me take a few languages when I was a kid. I forget some of them. And it may not all be acurate, but meh. Yeah sure, whatcha got?

[umguysisthis]

It seems pretty good to me~ *smiles* I, uh, I just have regular cookies, I guess. Chocolate chip? *shrugs, pulls one from the box and hands it over* Enjoy~