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[umichhockey]

...and the hits just keep on coming!

I just came back from the doctor and I officially have a hernia! Woot! Hooray for me! I guess that's what happens when you are a masturbation sex fiend. I guess I have been overexerting myself. :Þ So, I get to have a nice surgery and be layed up and out of commission for a while. That is so sweet. If it's

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[angryburger]

Dave, i think with your string of bad luck it's time for you to sacrifice a goat to Lucifer Lord of the Darkness. it might work.

[plutoprincess99]

or better yet, a bull. gods like bulls for some reason. though that might be slightly more difficult to arrange.

[mexiken]

my uncle had a hernia too!

[garnus]

my uncle masturbated alot too!