Huge Naruto Questionaire thingy.
Do you reccomend Naruto to other people?
Yeah I do. Some actually listen to me omg!
Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
Definitely, now I have something ELSE to obsess over lmao.
Are you obsessed with Naruto?
Read above answer.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
I can be, it goes on a day to day basis. I RP in a forum with two original characters and Hidan. Used to RP Temari, Shino and Shikamaru.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
Damn I don’t remember, my best friend got me into it though.
Download
Do you download Naruto manga?
Constantly.
Do you download Naruto anime?
Nope I leave that to Jessica lol.
Do you think you have the right to do that?
If its there then sure why not?
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
No one has said that, if they did I would just laugh and be like “Yeah ok whatever.”
Where did you first download Naruto manga from?
NarutoCentral.com and I still do.
Where did you first download Naruto anime from?
Nowhere. I just didn’t have to so :P on you.
Characters
Who is your favorite character?
God I have a few. I love Neji to itty bitty pieces even though he would just scoff at me. Kankurou kicks ass and is sexy as hell fuck you if you don’t think so. Temari is wonderful and beautiful. Kiba is good fun and Gaara is psychotically lovely.
Who is your least favorite character?
Sasuke and Sakura. Damn whiny ass people boofuckinghoo waahhh.
Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
Maybe Itachi, because really who knows why the hell he did that. I don’t think it was because of his secret yearning for his brother either..Ugh.
Which character is most under-rated?
I completely agree on Kankurou here. Totally.
Which character has the worst past?
Gaara hands down, though Neji is pretty close second. I mean come on, he was just a little boy and no one loved him, that had to hurt like hell and just damn…makes me sniffly everytime.
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
Stupid really. Why fight over an Emoboy who doesn’t even really know you exist. No thank you.
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
Somewhat, Lee is awesome if a bit funny looking and would treat her better. She might learn not to be such a puss too.
Do you even like Lee?
He is wonderful I really do like him. Such a good person.
Do you hate Sasuke?
Most of the time yeah. The bitch.
Do you hate Yashamaru?
Actually yes. He is stupid, you can always say no. Bitch lying to a child..grrr!
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
I think Gaara needs an extended stay, alone, in a mental institution, medication and several months worth of good nights sleep. Then we can worry about the hugging and stuff.
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
I am sure they can, just cause I love it doesn’t mean everyone does lol.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?
Yes actually. Because being a Chuunin doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with beating an opponent, but about using your mind to try and beat them. He did well, very well.
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?
Truthfully no, everyone was so concerned with winning and consumed by it. No one really thought things out. Naruto maybe just on the fact that he tries his best, but even he got overwhelmed.
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?
Yes actually. He is very smart and quiet and can think things through well enough. He isnt rash and would consider others and not just jump in.
Do Shino's bugs creep you out?
Not at all. I adore Shino.
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?
Its all black, therefore it is nice. Though what makes me laugh about it is that it looks like he outgrew it lol. Look at his wrists and ankles.
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?
I think he should make it a rainbow and proclaim his Gay ass emoboy pride to the world.
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?
It suits him, he has a very orangey personality lol.
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?
Outfit yes but really the haircut is so him, unless he grows it out like when he was younger. It would look nice then. And sorry Lee but really groom those eyebrows omg!
Do you think Gaara is evil?
Nope he isn’t. But Shukaku is.
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?
I wouldn’t doubt it really.
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much?
Too many recreational activities from all that porn.
Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?
Not too bad.
Do you think Haku had pretty nails?
I think Haku was just pretty, never noticed his nails lol.
Did you originally think Haku was a girl?
Yes I did, even before I saw the series or read the manga. I was like wow she is pretty, then it’s a guy!? WTF?! Really!?
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?
Yeah on him too! Stupid pretty guys.
Which character is the best looking?:
Neji, hands down. At least to me. I just gah..grr.
Which character is the worst looking?:
Sorry Kisame but seriously, yeah sharks aren’t my thing. Kisame and Shark. OTP!
What was your first impression of Lee?
What..in..the..hell..is..that?!?!?!
What was your first impression of Gai?
Wow it’s the other guy, only bigger. Lifesize even.
Do you think Sakura is useless?
Yes. God stop whining already. Quit being hung up on that jerk, he doesn’t love you and never will!
Which female kicks the most ass?
Toss up between Tsunade and Temari. But I will say Temari because she has been through so much and is so young and already kicks much butt!
Who should become the 6th Hokage?
Someone that is strong, thoughtful, and puts others before themselves.
Fandom
What is your favorite pairing?
NejiTema and Sandcest.
What is your least favorite pairing?
Uchihacest. Just no. And Hyuugacest, it makes me creeped out. Yet I like Sandcest..wtf.
What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
Uchihacest. WTF? How does burning hatred and a man who seems to have no sexual drive = love? And I like incest pairings.
What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?
I like both really it just all depends on the pairings. Most of the Yuri is just weird though and the Yaoi of NaruSasu just grates on my nerves.
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?
I read lots of it and I tentively write it. The only thing I ever posted, somewhere, was a Shino solo fic. Yes solo in that way.
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?
I look at it all the time. I cannot draw, enough said.
What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?
Smut lmao. Maybe some angst, cute things too.
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?
Cliché and boring.
What do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics?
I read a few that weren’t all that bad but I still am not a huge fan of it.
Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics?
Yes it really does. I mean seriously it is no longer Gaara, just someone else in a Gaara suit.
Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
Hell no.
Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?
No sorry, not at all. He is cute and clueless.
Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
He may have at once time for his team. But it’s been killed and he cares for only one thing.
Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father?
I keep thinking so but not wanting to fall into that trap and be wrong. OMG!
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends?
No actually. Just because people are really close does not mean they are screwing around.
Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?
It would be cute yeah but it doesn’t matter to me either way.
Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?
Neji is a bird.
Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?
Unless its underneath your clothes, who knows?
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?
Good god no. Just…no.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?
Cant see it myself sorry.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?
As weirdly cute as it may be I cant see why it would happen.
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?
No I do not pair up 12 yr olds.
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
Usually when there is lusty stuff involved yes. Otherwise crushes and kisses are not bad that young.
Do you like A/U Naruto fics?
I havent really read any, it just isnt right lol.
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?
I suppose it depends on how well the OC is portrayed. I play 2 OC’s myself.
Do you read NCS Naruto fics?
NCS? I am guessing that is Non-Con. No.
Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it?
No.
Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?
M-preg is wrong and just fucked up. I mean really. Men do not have the necessary things, not just a vagina but other things as well for this to ever happen.
What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?
The ones that argue with you about pairings, or the ones who love a character so much that they think they can actually play them and THEY SUCK! And ruin my favorite characters.
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowledge with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?
Constantly.
Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
No, its their prerogative even if it gives me the willies.
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
I just get annoyed at those that think you should see how wonderful their pairing is and get pissed at you if you do not agree. Or as I said the ones that bitch at you for yours.
Misc
What's a good Naruto website?
www.narutocentral.com
What's a good Naruto fanfiction?
Oh sheesh there are a lot.
And another?
Seriously there are too many that I have read. Maybe check the few I have in my memories. Most I just have bookmarked.
What's a good Naruto fanart?
I have found so many it isnt funny. I found this one site that has the best Sandsibs fanart. OMG it has one of a naked Kankurou all wet in the steamy shower, of course you cannot see past his wait but still gah *drools*
What do you think about Asuma?
He is Awesome-a!
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?
Yeah I thought that was pretty cool, he needs to stop smoking though.
He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?
Yes yes he did that.
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?
I thought he looked freaky.
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?
Every single time I see it my mind goes into pervert mode lmao.
Does it disturb you?
Quite a bit actually lol.
Does it haunt your dreams at night?
Thankfully no lmao.
Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?
No I do not! He is weird and creepy.
Do you think I'm insane for asking that?
Not really. There is lots of fan fiction and fan art for a reason.
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?
I guess that would depend. I really enjoy Temari but I am so much like Shikamaru. SO maybe a cross between them. Like a lazy, sexy badass that I am lmao.
What jutsu would you want?
I have no idea there are so many cool ones to choose from.
Do you think if a girl used Sexy no Jutsu she would turn into a man?
That would be hilarious. Really it would.
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!
I would totally become Kankurou’s sex slave.
Phew that took forever and whatnot. OMG I so am claiming myself an Uke! *grins* I will mention who later if she doesnt mind me claiming her of course. *grins wider*
Yeah I do. Some actually listen to me omg!
Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
Definitely, now I have something ELSE to obsess over lmao.
Are you obsessed with Naruto?
Read above answer.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
I can be, it goes on a day to day basis. I RP in a forum with two original characters and Hidan. Used to RP Temari, Shino and Shikamaru.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
Damn I don’t remember, my best friend got me into it though.
Download
Do you download Naruto manga?
Constantly.
Do you download Naruto anime?
Nope I leave that to Jessica lol.
Do you think you have the right to do that?
If its there then sure why not?
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
No one has said that, if they did I would just laugh and be like “Yeah ok whatever.”
Where did you first download Naruto manga from?
NarutoCentral.com and I still do.
Where did you first download Naruto anime from?
Nowhere. I just didn’t have to so :P on you.
Characters
Who is your favorite character?
God I have a few. I love Neji to itty bitty pieces even though he would just scoff at me. Kankurou kicks ass and is sexy as hell fuck you if you don’t think so. Temari is wonderful and beautiful. Kiba is good fun and Gaara is psychotically lovely.
Who is your least favorite character?
Sasuke and Sakura. Damn whiny ass people boofuckinghoo waahhh.
Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
Maybe Itachi, because really who knows why the hell he did that. I don’t think it was because of his secret yearning for his brother either..Ugh.
Which character is most under-rated?
I completely agree on Kankurou here. Totally.
Which character has the worst past?
Gaara hands down, though Neji is pretty close second. I mean come on, he was just a little boy and no one loved him, that had to hurt like hell and just damn…makes me sniffly everytime.
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
Stupid really. Why fight over an Emoboy who doesn’t even really know you exist. No thank you.
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
Somewhat, Lee is awesome if a bit funny looking and would treat her better. She might learn not to be such a puss too.
Do you even like Lee?
He is wonderful I really do like him. Such a good person.
Do you hate Sasuke?
Most of the time yeah. The bitch.
Do you hate Yashamaru?
Actually yes. He is stupid, you can always say no. Bitch lying to a child..grrr!
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
I think Gaara needs an extended stay, alone, in a mental institution, medication and several months worth of good nights sleep. Then we can worry about the hugging and stuff.
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
I am sure they can, just cause I love it doesn’t mean everyone does lol.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?
Yes actually. Because being a Chuunin doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with beating an opponent, but about using your mind to try and beat them. He did well, very well.
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?
Truthfully no, everyone was so concerned with winning and consumed by it. No one really thought things out. Naruto maybe just on the fact that he tries his best, but even he got overwhelmed.
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?
Yes actually. He is very smart and quiet and can think things through well enough. He isnt rash and would consider others and not just jump in.
Do Shino's bugs creep you out?
Not at all. I adore Shino.
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?
Its all black, therefore it is nice. Though what makes me laugh about it is that it looks like he outgrew it lol. Look at his wrists and ankles.
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?
I think he should make it a rainbow and proclaim his Gay ass emoboy pride to the world.
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?
It suits him, he has a very orangey personality lol.
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?
Outfit yes but really the haircut is so him, unless he grows it out like when he was younger. It would look nice then. And sorry Lee but really groom those eyebrows omg!
Do you think Gaara is evil?
Nope he isn’t. But Shukaku is.
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?
I wouldn’t doubt it really.
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much?
Too many recreational activities from all that porn.
Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?
Not too bad.
Do you think Haku had pretty nails?
I think Haku was just pretty, never noticed his nails lol.
Did you originally think Haku was a girl?
Yes I did, even before I saw the series or read the manga. I was like wow she is pretty, then it’s a guy!? WTF?! Really!?
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?
Yeah on him too! Stupid pretty guys.
Which character is the best looking?:
Neji, hands down. At least to me. I just gah..grr.
Which character is the worst looking?:
Sorry Kisame but seriously, yeah sharks aren’t my thing. Kisame and Shark. OTP!
What was your first impression of Lee?
What..in..the..hell..is..that?!?!?!
What was your first impression of Gai?
Wow it’s the other guy, only bigger. Lifesize even.
Do you think Sakura is useless?
Yes. God stop whining already. Quit being hung up on that jerk, he doesn’t love you and never will!
Which female kicks the most ass?
Toss up between Tsunade and Temari. But I will say Temari because she has been through so much and is so young and already kicks much butt!
Who should become the 6th Hokage?
Someone that is strong, thoughtful, and puts others before themselves.
Fandom
What is your favorite pairing?
NejiTema and Sandcest.
What is your least favorite pairing?
Uchihacest. Just no. And Hyuugacest, it makes me creeped out. Yet I like Sandcest..wtf.
What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
Uchihacest. WTF? How does burning hatred and a man who seems to have no sexual drive = love? And I like incest pairings.
What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?
I like both really it just all depends on the pairings. Most of the Yuri is just weird though and the Yaoi of NaruSasu just grates on my nerves.
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?
I read lots of it and I tentively write it. The only thing I ever posted, somewhere, was a Shino solo fic. Yes solo in that way.
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?
I look at it all the time. I cannot draw, enough said.
What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?
Smut lmao. Maybe some angst, cute things too.
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?
Cliché and boring.
What do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics?
I read a few that weren’t all that bad but I still am not a huge fan of it.
Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics?
Yes it really does. I mean seriously it is no longer Gaara, just someone else in a Gaara suit.
Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
Hell no.
Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?
No sorry, not at all. He is cute and clueless.
Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
He may have at once time for his team. But it’s been killed and he cares for only one thing.
Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father?
I keep thinking so but not wanting to fall into that trap and be wrong. OMG!
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends?
No actually. Just because people are really close does not mean they are screwing around.
Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?
It would be cute yeah but it doesn’t matter to me either way.
Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?
Neji is a bird.
Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?
Unless its underneath your clothes, who knows?
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?
Good god no. Just…no.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?
Cant see it myself sorry.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?
As weirdly cute as it may be I cant see why it would happen.
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?
No I do not pair up 12 yr olds.
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
Usually when there is lusty stuff involved yes. Otherwise crushes and kisses are not bad that young.
Do you like A/U Naruto fics?
I havent really read any, it just isnt right lol.
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?
I suppose it depends on how well the OC is portrayed. I play 2 OC’s myself.
Do you read NCS Naruto fics?
NCS? I am guessing that is Non-Con. No.
Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it?
No.
Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?
M-preg is wrong and just fucked up. I mean really. Men do not have the necessary things, not just a vagina but other things as well for this to ever happen.
What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?
The ones that argue with you about pairings, or the ones who love a character so much that they think they can actually play them and THEY SUCK! And ruin my favorite characters.
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowledge with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?
Constantly.
Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
No, its their prerogative even if it gives me the willies.
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
I just get annoyed at those that think you should see how wonderful their pairing is and get pissed at you if you do not agree. Or as I said the ones that bitch at you for yours.
Misc
What's a good Naruto website?
www.narutocentral.com
What's a good Naruto fanfiction?
Oh sheesh there are a lot.
And another?
Seriously there are too many that I have read. Maybe check the few I have in my memories. Most I just have bookmarked.
What's a good Naruto fanart?
I have found so many it isnt funny. I found this one site that has the best Sandsibs fanart. OMG it has one of a naked Kankurou all wet in the steamy shower, of course you cannot see past his wait but still gah *drools*
What do you think about Asuma?
He is Awesome-a!
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?
Yeah I thought that was pretty cool, he needs to stop smoking though.
He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?
Yes yes he did that.
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?
I thought he looked freaky.
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?
Every single time I see it my mind goes into pervert mode lmao.
Does it disturb you?
Quite a bit actually lol.
Does it haunt your dreams at night?
Thankfully no lmao.
Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?
No I do not! He is weird and creepy.
Do you think I'm insane for asking that?
Not really. There is lots of fan fiction and fan art for a reason.
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?
I guess that would depend. I really enjoy Temari but I am so much like Shikamaru. SO maybe a cross between them. Like a lazy, sexy badass that I am lmao.
What jutsu would you want?
I have no idea there are so many cool ones to choose from.
Do you think if a girl used Sexy no Jutsu she would turn into a man?
That would be hilarious. Really it would.
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!
I would totally become Kankurou’s sex slave.
Phew that took forever and whatnot. OMG I so am claiming myself an Uke! *grins* I will mention who later if she doesnt mind me claiming her of course. *grins wider*