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[ummmmnesss]

dad: i was riding my motorcycle one time and a huge cock pheasant(that's what the males are called)flew up out of the ditch and slammed right into the side of my helmet. i flew onto the gravel. shredded my pants too.
me: whoa! what happened to the pheasant?!
dad: i dunno i was in the gravel

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[estmatedprophet]

hahaha

[haapppening]

hahaha

[out_of_me_]

bob saget would enjoy. or would he? was americas funniest home videos his secret enemy? secretly screaming profanity? wishing for his big break to venture to college campuses to tell dirty jokes and here mindless echoes surround his insecure ego?

[haapppening]

bob saget prefers to present babies and cats hurting themselves.
cats flying/leaping onto babies, and babies falling onto cats.
or the cat fleeing [sly and cunning] from the curb of a mock lagoon (a few tiki torches), and the baby [fragile] falling onto a dangerous surface, near the lukewarm heat of the matte base. specifically placed below.
i bet mr sag murders snails.
i analyzed his intials:
seriously. adolph. gaze/gin.
empty. threat/tierra.