Anthology of Quotes- Junior High to Present
Lately I have been extremely reminiscent, especially when it came to my collection of quotes from over the past seven years. I have decided to gather all of the quotes I have written down and immortalize them in html. Enjoy.
TV/MOVIES____________
"I have this dream where I'm driving a bus and my teeth start fallin out. My mom is in the back, eatin' biscuits... and everythin smells of bacon."
--Charlie, LOST
"Look guys! I've made a new discovery! When you mix blue and yellow, you get a new color! I will call it... Blellow!!!"
--Reese, Malcom in the Middle, 5-02-2004
"We'll be looking at these things saying, 'this is what we did,' you know, when we were in New Zealand. It's almost as if someone made a family movie when we were making the movie. So when we have kids-- *points to Billy Boyd* I don't mean together of course-- [we can say] 'look at us. Look how beautiful I am!'"
--Dominic Monaghan, LOTR interview with along side Billy Boyd
"What if there isn't a cavity?"
"Then I make one! Haha! High Five!"
--Agent Cody Banks(?)
*Speaking of LOTR* "...Which shoulda been called 'What the Hell am I Looking At?' Too many wizards, not enough smurfs."
--Frank Caliendo as John Madden, Mad Tv
"Sir! The jam is moldy in the kitchen, and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss!"
--ReBoot
"You don't have to have two legs to have a good time."
--Mad Tv
"I say we combine the two holidays Kwanzaa and Christmas and call it Kwistmas."
Michael McDonald, Mad Tv
*Jin motions with his hands*
Hurley: "Dude, I don't understand a word you're saying. You wanna make snowballs?"
--LOST
Jack: "I'm gonna kill him."
Kate: "That won't help us get the medicine."
Jack: "Yeah but it will feel good."
--LOST
*Talking to himself as he searches for the baths, wary of "sand creatures," or zombies* "I'll just ask the first sand creature I run into: 'Could you direct me to the baths, please? Well thank you. *Imitating sand creature* 'Don't mention it. I used to be a bath attendant back when I was alive.'"
--Prince of Persia Sands of Time PS2 game
"Hey lazer lips! Yo mamma was a snowblower!"
Number Five from Short Circuit, addressing another robot
"Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?"
--Indian guy reading the message from Number Five, from Short Circuit
*Naming himself for a game* "Chesterfield Snapdragon Misticuffs."
--Brad from Whose Line is it Anyway?
"I have so many moles on my body the girls at school call me chips ahoy!"
--Mad Tv
"Hallmark: False hope for just a $1.99."
--Mad Tv
Stuart's Mother: "Where'd you get the cookie?"
Stuart: "[Their neighbor] just baked some and she told me to have one but she's blind so I took three."
--Mo Collins and Michael McDonald, Mad Tv
LIFE QUOTES________________
Me: "Dude I have a craving for D&D."
Karen: "Well then you better get a D&D patch cause it'll be a while"
4-22-2006
"Why're you orbiting me? What am I, a planet?"
--Me talking to someone running laps around me
"Does it make happy for you?"
--Eric trying to ask me if I would be happier if he raised the computer chair all the way up
General Question from a game: When you're alone, what do you usually do?
Caitlin: "Get naked and touch myself to the milkshake song!"
3-12-2005
"Red grapes are purple when they're green."
--Karen, 1-07-2006
"I wouldn't get anything if we didn't go."
--Karen talking about a trip to Meijer
"Aren't there like, knights and street-people?"
--Eric (not sure what he was talking about) 12-24-2006
"Two?! That's not even a number!"
--Andrew, 12-24-2006
"And you should trust us... we all go to church or whatever."
--Karen talking about her family
Me: "You smell like cologne."
Eric: "What? I don't wear cologne."
Me: *In accusing sing-song voice* "Have you been making out with the boys at school?"
"Meijer is this really big grocery store that everybody's obsessed with."
--Natalie, a WMU student who came from out-of-state
"I'm not eating, I'm just having a cookie!"
--Eric
"There's a mirror in the top corner of the bathroom and if you look at it, you can see yourself."
--Andrew
"My finger just gets a lot of action."
--Bryan, 8-22-2005
"This line is as straight as Michael Boone."
--Szymon, band camp
"Pea-nits"
--Karen, how she pronounces "peanuts"
"She's like portable. I can fit her in my pocket."
--Jenna talking about how small Julia is
"I put the Hufflepuff shield above the toilet paper so you can wipe your ass with it."
--Me
"So what's the zero to sixty on this baby?"
--Brian Gilkey talking to the driver of the golf cart at Sterling Fest
"Look! An alien spacecraft!"
--Me
"She knocked over our mailbox?! I LIKE OUR MAILBOX!"
--Jenna
"Mr. Sekich has finally lost his nuts."
--Breanna
"They think Sterling Heights people are rich? I mean, look at our houses!"
--Me
"Where's the liquor...ish?"
--Caitlin
Mrs. Critchett: "What's your name?"
Jenna: "Esmerelda."
Niki: "W-T-F?! Everyone needs to move down five yards!"
*Random kid starts moonwalking down the hashline*
Niki: "What the fuck? Are you moonwalking???"
Me: "Are they gay together?"
Jenna: "Oh yeah-- I've been going up to Caitlin's bed every night and doing the hokie pokie!"
Julia, Karen, and Me: "WHAT?"
Me: "I meant the two GUYS!"
"Go to your hold! Are you too good for your hold?"
--Mr. Sekich
"Put that down or else your life is over!"
--Mr. Sekich to Tony after she picked up a plate of Spam
*Talking about getting into my bed and doing the 'hokie pokie' to me while I'm asleep*
Jenna: "Yeah Stephanie you think you're a light sleeper... but you're a really heavy sleeper!"
Me: "So you RAPE me every night?!"
...MORE TO COME LATER...
TV/MOVIES____________
"I have this dream where I'm driving a bus and my teeth start fallin out. My mom is in the back, eatin' biscuits... and everythin smells of bacon."
--Charlie, LOST
"Look guys! I've made a new discovery! When you mix blue and yellow, you get a new color! I will call it... Blellow!!!"
--Reese, Malcom in the Middle, 5-02-2004
"We'll be looking at these things saying, 'this is what we did,' you know, when we were in New Zealand. It's almost as if someone made a family movie when we were making the movie. So when we have kids-- *points to Billy Boyd* I don't mean together of course-- [we can say] 'look at us. Look how beautiful I am!'"
--Dominic Monaghan, LOTR interview with along side Billy Boyd
"What if there isn't a cavity?"
"Then I make one! Haha! High Five!"
--Agent Cody Banks(?)
*Speaking of LOTR* "...Which shoulda been called 'What the Hell am I Looking At?' Too many wizards, not enough smurfs."
--Frank Caliendo as John Madden, Mad Tv
"Sir! The jam is moldy in the kitchen, and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss!"
--ReBoot
"You don't have to have two legs to have a good time."
--Mad Tv
"I say we combine the two holidays Kwanzaa and Christmas and call it Kwistmas."
Michael McDonald, Mad Tv
*Jin motions with his hands*
Hurley: "Dude, I don't understand a word you're saying. You wanna make snowballs?"
--LOST
Jack: "I'm gonna kill him."
Kate: "That won't help us get the medicine."
Jack: "Yeah but it will feel good."
--LOST
*Talking to himself as he searches for the baths, wary of "sand creatures," or zombies* "I'll just ask the first sand creature I run into: 'Could you direct me to the baths, please? Well thank you. *Imitating sand creature* 'Don't mention it. I used to be a bath attendant back when I was alive.'"
--Prince of Persia Sands of Time PS2 game
"Hey lazer lips! Yo mamma was a snowblower!"
Number Five from Short Circuit, addressing another robot
"Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?"
--Indian guy reading the message from Number Five, from Short Circuit
*Naming himself for a game* "Chesterfield Snapdragon Misticuffs."
--Brad from Whose Line is it Anyway?
"I have so many moles on my body the girls at school call me chips ahoy!"
--Mad Tv
"Hallmark: False hope for just a $1.99."
--Mad Tv
Stuart's Mother: "Where'd you get the cookie?"
Stuart: "[Their neighbor] just baked some and she told me to have one but she's blind so I took three."
--Mo Collins and Michael McDonald, Mad Tv
LIFE QUOTES________________
Me: "Dude I have a craving for D&D."
Karen: "Well then you better get a D&D patch cause it'll be a while"
4-22-2006
"Why're you orbiting me? What am I, a planet?"
--Me talking to someone running laps around me
"Does it make happy for you?"
--Eric trying to ask me if I would be happier if he raised the computer chair all the way up
General Question from a game: When you're alone, what do you usually do?
Caitlin: "Get naked and touch myself to the milkshake song!"
3-12-2005
"Red grapes are purple when they're green."
--Karen, 1-07-2006
"I wouldn't get anything if we didn't go."
--Karen talking about a trip to Meijer
"Aren't there like, knights and street-people?"
--Eric (not sure what he was talking about) 12-24-2006
"Two?! That's not even a number!"
--Andrew, 12-24-2006
"And you should trust us... we all go to church or whatever."
--Karen talking about her family
Me: "You smell like cologne."
Eric: "What? I don't wear cologne."
Me: *In accusing sing-song voice* "Have you been making out with the boys at school?"
"Meijer is this really big grocery store that everybody's obsessed with."
--Natalie, a WMU student who came from out-of-state
"I'm not eating, I'm just having a cookie!"
--Eric
"There's a mirror in the top corner of the bathroom and if you look at it, you can see yourself."
--Andrew
"My finger just gets a lot of action."
--Bryan, 8-22-2005
"This line is as straight as Michael Boone."
--Szymon, band camp
"Pea-nits"
--Karen, how she pronounces "peanuts"
"She's like portable. I can fit her in my pocket."
--Jenna talking about how small Julia is
"I put the Hufflepuff shield above the toilet paper so you can wipe your ass with it."
--Me
"So what's the zero to sixty on this baby?"
--Brian Gilkey talking to the driver of the golf cart at Sterling Fest
"Look! An alien spacecraft!"
--Me
"She knocked over our mailbox?! I LIKE OUR MAILBOX!"
--Jenna
"Mr. Sekich has finally lost his nuts."
--Breanna
"They think Sterling Heights people are rich? I mean, look at our houses!"
--Me
"Where's the liquor...ish?"
--Caitlin
Mrs. Critchett: "What's your name?"
Jenna: "Esmerelda."
Niki: "W-T-F?! Everyone needs to move down five yards!"
*Random kid starts moonwalking down the hashline*
Niki: "What the fuck? Are you moonwalking???"
Me: "Are they gay together?"
Jenna: "Oh yeah-- I've been going up to Caitlin's bed every night and doing the hokie pokie!"
Julia, Karen, and Me: "WHAT?"
Me: "I meant the two GUYS!"
"Go to your hold! Are you too good for your hold?"
--Mr. Sekich
"Put that down or else your life is over!"
--Mr. Sekich to Tony after she picked up a plate of Spam
*Talking about getting into my bed and doing the 'hokie pokie' to me while I'm asleep*
Jenna: "Yeah Stephanie you think you're a light sleeper... but you're a really heavy sleeper!"
Me: "So you RAPE me every night?!"
...MORE TO COME LATER...