009. la tension

[un_beau_coquin]

[ action ; 1445 Mitchell Road ]

[Thanks to a certain Scout's recent birthday party and an oh so lovable not!wife's deviousness, the Spy household is currently devoid of alcohol. There happened to be a bottle of red wine hidden in the back of the pantry and Spy is currently drinking from the bottle as he cooks.

Yes, that's right: he's stress cooking.

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Can't... resist....... [phone]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You can cook?

I'm so evil.

[bye_to_yer_head]

So much fer team loyalty. Why're you so determined t' get rotten anyhow?

Yes. Yes you are. I BELIEVED IN YOU SOB

[un_beau_coquin]

It's none of your business.

[Do you even know what it's like to get rejected Snipes I mean do you even like women/men/humans]

You love me and you know it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Jus' bein polite. Don't know why I even bother.

*He did once upon a time before someone shattered his heart into teensy, tiny little pieces. He understands more than you know. Of course he'd never admit that, so yeah, lets go with he doesn't like humans thing.*

Do I? DO I?

[un_beau_coquin]

Me neizzer. Per'aps you're bored.

....../snuggles?

[bye_to_yer_head]

You got that roight.

Well enjoy pawnin' off all th' cheese t' whatever desperate bloke shows up at your door.