006. creme de la... policier? le premier jour. (event)

[un_beau_coquin]

 Action for 1445 Mitchell Road:

[Spy, up early as usual, goes outside for his daily walk. When he notices something that shouldn't be there, he takes the bottle of milk and brings it inside. People always said not to drink the milk, but the posters that have been put up around town is making him think twice. He sets it on the kitchen counter and

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[retardantflame]

Th'fuck's that? [Peers in closely to get a better look.]

Shit, Spy! They're deliverin' that shit to our house now?

[un_beau_coquin]

Apparently, yes. I 'ighly doubt zhat it is safe, but zhere are posters around town zhat say we will face dire consequences if we do not drink it.

[He turns the bottle.] What do you suppose will 'appen if we do drink it?

[retardantflame]

How th'fuck 'm I s'pposed t'know? [She turns on him and frowns.] Don't tell me you're actually considerin' drinkin' that shit.

[un_beau_coquin]

I do not want to. But I must consider it, at least.

[With a sigh, he leans against the counter.] It would probably kill me, or anyone who drinks it. Or possibly somezhing worse. But if neizzer of us drinks it, somezhing bad will 'appen anyway. Zhe question is, which would be worse?

[misterwwizard]

[Eridan quirks an eyebrow at his not!dad examining the milk. He still doesn't believe the whole "don't drink the milk" thing. He believes it to be a bunch of hoofbeast shit. Can't be any worse than the stuff Equius drinks, at least]

It ain't gonna fuckin' kill you. Just a disgustin' human beverage.

[how wrong you are, Eridan.]

[un_beau_coquin]

And 'ow can you be sure of zhat? [He quirks his own eyebrow.] I do not zhink it is safe for you, or anyone for zhat matter, to drink it, mais I do not zhink it would be safe to avoid drinking it, eizzer.

1/2 also spider milk

[misterwwizard]

[He snatches one of the bottles rather quickly. Always wanting to prove he's right, he'll be the first to volunteer.]

I got no fuckin' problems slammin' a bottle of milk! Watch!

[He begins to take a swig, grimacing at the taste...and suddenly begins to feel something wiggling in his mouth...]

BLUH

[misterwwizard]

BLUH!!
[cue bluh moment, Spiders come crawling out of his mouth as he tries to swallow whatever is left of the milk. Several bite him as they continue to flow out of his mouth. After the inital moments of freak the fuck out, he regains his composure]

Spiders? Who in the fuckin' hell thought it was a good idea for people to drink fuckin' SPIDERS.

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[anonymous]

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