009. la tension

[un_beau_coquin]

[ action ; 1445 Mitchell Road ]

[Thanks to a certain Scout's recent birthday party and an oh so lovable not!wife's deviousness, the Spy household is currently devoid of alcohol. There happened to be a bottle of red wine hidden in the back of the pantry and Spy is currently drinking from the bottle as he cooks.

Yes, that's right: he's stress cooking.

Comments

Phone

[hardhat_truckie]

If ya don't mind me around, and ya promise not ta stab me or anythin', I'd like ta come over Spah. Be nice to hang around with a fellow RED.

[un_beau_coquin]

I can promise you I'm not in any condition to kill anyone, even my lovely counterpart.

Just-- if you're willing to eat zhis food, come over 'ere and eat it. I can't.

Switch to Action?

[hardhat_truckie]

OK, I'll be there as quick as a hiccup!

Yep!

[un_beau_coquin]

[When Engie gets to his door, Spy is still holding onto his mostly empty wine bottle, his tie undone and his jacket missing.]

Bonjour. Come in.

Phone

[justdumbluck]

Are you gettin' sick lookin' at it because it's gross or because there's so much of it?

[un_beau_coquin]

Zhe large quantity of it. It's perfectly good, zhank you.

Interested in stuffing your face?

[justdumbluck]

Just makin' sure.

And if you put it like that, maybe I'll just leave you to drown in your food.

[un_beau_coquin]

[Grumble.] Do you want me to ask nicely?

Can't... resist....... [phone]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You can cook?

Never bother trying to fight back, hehe

[un_beau_coquin]

Oh, oui. Better zhan you, definitely.

Resistance is futile?

[bye_to_yer_head]

That's hardly an impressive distinction.

You tryin' t' poison the whole town?

Pretty much, yeah. Better just give up while you're ahead.

[un_beau_coquin]

Just wanted to 'ear zhat from yourself.

Non, I zhink I've suffered zhe brunt of zhe cheese overdose. Zhe town 'as nozzing to fear.

[beermark]

Is there meat?

[un_beau_coquin]

Did I mention it? [A sigh.] No, zhere is no meat present 'ere. It would 'ave defeated zhe whole purpose of cooking all zhis food.

[beermark]

Is the purpose feeding a rabbit?

[un_beau_coquin]

Zhe purpose was to relieve stress and make sure my assigned spouse derived no pleasure from it.

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

I'll eat anything ya got except veggies.

[un_beau_coquin]

Well, zhere's pasta and quiches, zhose aren't whole vegetables.

[undying_heroism]

Sounds good! So, where is this food?

[un_beau_coquin]

1445 Mitchell Road. Just say you've come for food and I'll let you in.