A quick little drabble I wrote.
So basically, House and Wilson go to the grocery store, and House ends up making, well, um, sex noises.
this is also a present for principessahope
"Okay, so did you get the milk?"
"Uh-huh"
"And the carrots?"
"Yes."
"What about the-"
"Wilson, I got it."
"Alright, alright"
"I'm going to go stand in the condom isle."
"What are you? A horny 13 year old?"
"I'd say I have a bit more-"
"Don't finish that."
"What did you think I was going to say? And you say I'm the perv. Hey Jimmy, don't we need some more lotion?"
"What?"
"Didn't we use it all last night?"
"House, stop."
"Stop what?"
"You know…"
"Why can't I talk about us having lots of gay sex."
"House"
"Oh Jimmy! Ohh! Right there! God yes."
"Will you cut it out? People are staring."
"mmmhmmmm. Dear god Jimmy. Where did you learn how to do that?"
"Your mother. Now shut up before I call her."
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this is also a present for principessahope
"Okay, so did you get the milk?"
"Uh-huh"
"And the carrots?"
"Yes."
"What about the-"
"Wilson, I got it."
"Alright, alright"
"I'm going to go stand in the condom isle."
"What are you? A horny 13 year old?"
"I'd say I have a bit more-"
"Don't finish that."
"What did you think I was going to say? And you say I'm the perv. Hey Jimmy, don't we need some more lotion?"
"What?"
"Didn't we use it all last night?"
"House, stop."
"Stop what?"
"You know…"
"Why can't I talk about us having lots of gay sex."
"House"
"Oh Jimmy! Ohh! Right there! God yes."
"Will you cut it out? People are staring."
"mmmhmmmm. Dear god Jimmy. Where did you learn how to do that?"
"Your mother. Now shut up before I call her."
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tell me what you think?
and feel free to add me as always.
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