It was about six O'clock in the evening when my belly emitted a mighty bellow. I was fiending for some Subway (hard). I drove along the highway nonchalant and all listening to loud music when I noticed something in my rear-view mirror. Looked like someone was trying to pass me up ...except he came six inches to my rear bumper, so I tapped the ( Read more... )

My router finally decided to stop being a dick by allowing me to download the "Ultravisitor" album by Squarepusher. My god, the beats and bass are tearing down the foundation to my house! It's definately worth a listen. Otherwise I haven't came across much new music. Yes, I need some assistance in this field ( Read more... )

Unfortunately my computer has undergone maintenence for the past week, so I have missed all the hoopla going down on Livejournal. While facing perils parallel to Rob's perpendicular predicament (laughed when I read that), nothing as terribly fascinating as what you guys have been up to. One of my friend is poor partly because all of our money goes ( Read more... )

I just returned from my trip to West Palm Beach, Florida, so it's time to settle in if only for the Thanksgiving break. I am still undecided whether or not I'm going to return to FL for work this Saturday. The job was great, as were the people, but there are a few problems to weigh out. So my options are move to West Palm or New Orleans. Whatever I ( Read more... )

Yesterday I tried my best not to get arrested in company of an idiot. Evidently it's a good idea wanting to destroy an apartment complex under construction influenced by psychotrophic mushrooms. Or at least this overzealous frat guy did. Perhaps it was a rite of passage. At anyrate I couldn't afford another run-in with police, so I nonchalantly ( Read more... )

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My father bought the newer '05 Harley Davidson motorcycles. I'm not one for hogs, but this bike is amazing - even has a CD player to boot. Sure they'd be cool for young people in a Charles Bronson movie back in the 70s, but I'm not an old fogey just yet. Now ...I'm thinking I need to get a nice Honda armed with an iPod ( Read more... )

Returning from a grocery store, I noticed some grotesque orange flier on my windshield. It read:
Too young to remember Woodstock, don't forget Shnickstock.
October 16th, 2004
Some crap about prices here.
Bands of the day ( Read more... )

Thank you, McDonalds, for motivating me to practice proper nutrition and supplementation. So I pigged out on some fast food for the first time in a while. I normally eat whole grains, fruits, raw vegetables, etc. Needless to say my body couldn't digest the food. What didn't go straight through my intestinal tracks within an hour came through the ( Read more... )