URGENT OMFG!

[una_sirenita]

I have a very urgent and highly upsetting announcement.

i figured it out. i know what's wrong with me now. For the past few days I've been stressed, depressed, tense, irritable, and frankly, a little gassy. and i think i've got the solution to my troubles:

I NEED TO GET LAID. NOW.i'll be accepting applications/solicitations/vibrators all

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Solution. Fuck hunger.

[jcup]

Instead of "feed the world", we should change it to "fuck the world".

Wouldn't things be so much more peaceful if everyone got laid (no babies)?

Re: Solution. Fuck hunger.

[una_sirenita]

i think you're on to something. something BRILLIANT.

you get in touch with Bono and I'll try to get Angelina Jolie, and we've got the beginnings to the greatest fight against world-wide (unintentioned) cellibacy.

now grab a box of condoms and meet me behind the waffle house in 17 minutes.

PS- you're fucking right no babies.

Re: Solution. Fuck hunger.

[jcup]

Nothing says classy like a quickie behind a Wafflehouse.

Re: Solution. Fuck hunger.

[una_sirenita]

who the fuck said anything about a quickie? i intended this to be an all-night affair