"Who needs'em?"
"It would be nice if..." 
"It was a rhetorical question, idiot." 
"You're not going to persuade me.  I won't give up hope." 
"Well then I'll just get rid of you."

Let the river run it's course.  No more interference.

On my way to work every saturday morning on the corner of Sinclair and Moravia, there is a group of teenagers collecting donations.  Instead of just shrugging my shoulders (when that became the national sign for "I don't have any money" I don't know)  I decided to engage conversation ( Read more... )

I just want it to be known that I am deeply offended by this new trend of saying "Oh no's".  Pluralizing "no" in that context is not proper grammar.  Also it sounds like nose, which fuels great anger from a deep psychological scar.  It sounds completely idiotic.  Please stop.  I consider this fair warning.  I might just lose it and kill you.  Thank ( Read more... )

"...you depend on food and water to survive. Frankly, I find it disgusting. Look at you. Look at you! Grinding up bits of plants and animals with your teeth. Secreting saliva to force it down your esophagus into a pit of digestive acids. You can't even stand to think about it yourself. What a repulsive creature you are, constantly shedding your ( Read more... )

Just wondering what's going on with all of you. lemme know... leave a comment. What's big in your life right now?

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Your EQ is a bazillion and 1
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so I said, "Rain!? Fuck you!" and then I parked with the windows down.

...My car smells like swamp.

I'm working at cycle world.  Right now actually.  I like it.  I'm getting a motorcycle.  I've finally gotten the motivation to do so.  Ali and Dustin are helpin' me learn.

Well that's all for now.

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I'm still here. I just read a lot.