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unamvirtus

Text (Hylian/Common), Backdated to Yesterday

Jul 28, 2010 18:27

Mister Nicholas? I'm sorry I stole your duck, I thought it was a different one. Um... you can have it back, if you want. I didn't mean to be rude or anything, but it's kind of hard to explain ( Read more... )

it's called retardation, inevitable failure, you're stupid and your boat is stupid, %written, my friendsss, bzuuhh

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nothinglikegod July 29 2010, 00:01:10 UTC

Hey it's no problem. But I would like to have her back.

unamvirtus July 29 2010, 00:10:30 UTC

Okay... I fed her for you and brought her to the save deck. I'm there now, if you want to come get here, or I can bring her to you.

nothinglikegod July 29 2010, 03:09:18 UTC

I'll be there in a second.

what is save deck unamvirtus July 29 2010, 18:36:18 UTC

Okay.

[And he'll be waiting near a pool of water closest to the stairs, watching the duck waddle around aimlessly.]

scionofwisdom July 29 2010, 01:27:42 UTC

You stole a duck?

unamvirtus July 29 2010, 01:28:45 UTC

It's a long story! I thought it was another duck, they all look the same!

scionofwisdom July 29 2010, 01:34:55 UTC

I see.

[She's terribly amused.]

It is good to see that you are well.

unamvirtus July 29 2010, 02:18:35 UTC

[Thanks a lot.]

It's the truth....

You too, Princess.

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[ audio ] atomic16 July 29 2010, 01:33:21 UTC

... Why would you steal a duck.

Text unamvirtus July 29 2010, 02:19:48 UTC

It was the wrong one, okay? I made a mistake.

[ audio ] atomic16 July 29 2010, 05:07:32 UTC

No amount of explanation will be able to justify that statement. Or the original one, because what.

Text unamvirtus July 29 2010, 18:22:45 UTC

What am I supposed to say, then? I was looking for a duck I know and I accidentally took the wrong one.

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Text, riiight unamvirtus July 29 2010, 18:24:25 UTC

[Shut the hell up Scary Fire Boy.]

I didn't mean to steal the duck, I thought I was rescuing it.

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Text unamvirtus July 29 2010, 18:34:21 UTC

Because Mister Nicholas is keeping it as a pet and I thought it was a duck I know and I didn't think it would be happy!!

[IS THIS REALLY SO HARD FOR YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND???]

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[audio] palutenas_angel July 30 2010, 09:48:58 UTC

You stole a duck? Why?

[Pit's tone is one of incredulous shock. He's wondering why Link, of all people, would steal, of all things, a duck. But he's not going to judge, just listen to whatever explanation Link has.]

Text unamvirtus August 2 2010, 13:01:15 UTC

[Don't judge him too hard, Pit!]

Because I mistook it for my friend and was trying to save it.

[audio] palutenas_angel August 3 2010, 11:33:54 UTC

Why would you mistake a duck for someone you know?

Text unamvirtus August 3 2010, 12:15:03 UTC

...Because I have a friend that's a duck?

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