There is nothing like being 24 days sober...having your roomate throw a party and in some sort of sober hell watch 2 drunk girls cry over nothing. One started crying and of course the other one had to cry as well...but harder. If I were drinking...I would have vomited by now ( Read more... )

Since I've been going to Lawrence every few days now...the short ride seems to be getting shorter. I honestly thought it would get longer and longer and boring more then it is. But oddly thats not the case. Yes this post is pointless.

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Oh its grand the things you will do for the welfare of people you don’t know ( Read more... )

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its disgusting...the man who thinks that a woman should never reject sex. That no matter what...sex is fun...you should have it ( Read more... )

I fixed my vibrator....HOLLA

The new 10 (for boys):

You hit me in the balls.
Let me hump this.
Thats what sex would be for me.
Shit you bastard.
Army army army.
I <3 cartoons ( Read more... )

Considering I am not wearing fake nails, or was I trying to glue anything, or was I doing anything with my mouth...

I did manage to get nail glue on my lips.

I dont know whose journal i was reading but they had listed some random facts about themselves. I, then, tried to think of random facts about me but found myself thinking along the same lines as the person had.It wasnt until I was in the bathroom going potty that a few original random facts hit me...

I have this fear that my apartment/room/hotel ( Read more... )