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[unavowedmetro]

I said I would not post in this journal again but I need help

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[citruskc]

Ooooh, these are girl roomates, right? Lemme think...

I'll get back to you.

[unavowedmetro]

ah, thanks. They are just rude. Like today, I asked one of them a question and she gave me a snotty answer for no reason.
They are serious cunts.

[conormaguire]

Girl roommates?

Well techincally this is illegal but here is what you do.

You get jungle juice.

You get them fucked up.

And you get a bunch of your friends to run the train on them.

Leave a candle in the dryer.

Shave your nuts with their razors.

Leave the seat up. And piss on it.

Nails under their tires.

Let me know if you need more.

[unavowedmetro]

I have ALWAYS wanted to do the nails thing. I thought I was the only person that knew about that?!
And the train sounds pretty easy.... at least one of them is a whore.
and I have a candle and I am seriously debating it.

[citruskc]

Hahah, slip the candle into the pockets of one of their jeans... so in case you get caught you can pull something like, "Why the fuck did you have a candle in YOUR pocket anyway?"

YEAAAAH.

[conormaguire]

You can in theroy get the wax out with an iron and a lot of patience, but I did that to myself accidently and it sucked balls hard.

[citruskc]

Hahah, just teabag them while they're sleeping. Better yet, start waking them up every morning to a fresh teabagging.

[unavowedmetro]

haha, I think THAT is illegal and I could actually get caught. Read rule # 5 again.

[citruskc]

Pssh. Blindfold 'em and do it. They'll never know what hit them.

[unavowedmetro]

except for the saggy sweat of my balls on their lips... Genius!