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unbeavable

Director, Screenwriter, Producer...I AM the movie.

Feb 22, 2004 20:42

I am the greatest, coolest, wittiest, most charming young man to ever live...if you don't count real life. See, I have this problem. My mind is active, my imagination is wild and free, my ideas are painstakingly, and brilliantly, detailed, but I'm not.

I have the solution to every scenario. I have the witty response to every comment. I have the ( Read more... )

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I'm not convinced breezyg44 February 24 2004, 15:15:31 UTC

GIRL PROBLEMS? PAH!!!! Look at all the girls who want you and as a result, commented on this entry to remind you how much they adore you? Yeah right Mr. Popular, you must have something smooth up your sleeve.

~Brianne "i'm envious of all the comments" Cameron

Re: I'm not convinced unbeavable February 24 2004, 15:31:25 UTC

Here's the deal. I force them to comment, I threaten them. This commenting things has no longer become a choice, its a demand. "COMMENT OR ELSE!"

"Or else what?", you might ask, I'm not sure. But apparently it has worked, look at them flock to the computers and comment comment comment. They are such flattering comments, likely BS and lies.

But your comment...I never force you...are you suggesting that YOU Brianne, are the single girl swooning? It must be...

...Ok, seriously now, the girl problems WEREN'T a lie, I mean, they aren't anything major right now, but nonetheless, it was truth in advertising. This reply was the lie.

Later.

ERIC letskisthestars February 24 2004, 18:12:42 UTC

I miss you tons..

xoxo cina

extremeism February 25 2004, 15:42:03 UTC

Force Commenting is what Eric does - and he is a true professional.

Emill84: I couldn't track you though... I don't remember why
Emill84: Oh yeah...you never posted.

But I don't not fault him for this. I myself still check entries from months ago to see if anyone has posted a comment. It's sad but true.

The mind is a wonderful screenwriter. But what you rely on, Eric, is fate. You wait for fate to take someone over and play into the movie in your mind. What you need to do is take action. MAKE your script a reality. Find a girl sitting in a theater and sit down next to her - and then YOU start a conversation. Promote!!! You have a wonderful script to give people, but you don't advertise. Advertise! Make yourself seen. Make yourself available.

The mind is a wonderful screenwriter - now just focus it away from girls and onto the Horror Movie of the Century. Starring Jordan Lewis and Eric Miller. Featuring death defying boat chase scenes, dark and troublesome basement scenes, and of course, an Ax-Wielding psycho killer.

extremeism February 25 2004, 15:43:48 UTC

"Don't not"? I am an idiot.

I win. unbeavable February 25 2004, 15:51:28 UTC

I only forced, um, 2 of these comments. Jordan's, and a fake one, that I deleted already. I didn't really FORCE Jordan's either. He said he would, and I simply reminded him.

He tells me to advertise, yet he has just filled your minds with false advertising, portraying me as some sort of comment forcing bookie, with bats and such.

I'm kind, and gentle, and loving. Not forceful.

And furthermore, about this whole "take action" thing. I don't really want to. I mean, I don't want to be some guy constantly searching for the next "one". I can't really control my overactive cinematic mind, so I'll let it create these brilliant schemes, but they'll die where they were born, and I'll wait for "fate" or whatever else you like to call it, to do the grunt work. Apathy? No no... Simply faith.

Rats Nest anonymous February 25 2004, 19:55:46 UTC

Eric, hey. i knew this girl that got her heart broken by this guy and was starting to fall for this other guy who she met a year ago. and she didnt feel comfortable around him, but loved/loves him dearly. she doesnt want to hurt him and she doesnt want her heart broken again, b/c it hurt her really badly! and it's like a nightmare. just for some reason thought i'd tell you. great writing by the way! love ya, xoxo

Re: Rats Nest unbeavable February 26 2004, 10:19:10 UTC

Very clever, Ms. Anonymous...

You had it going too, I couldn't even track your IP address, because of stinkin AOL.

I think the "Rats Nest" thing gave you away. And the whole story thing...

I really didn't think you would ever read this Jenna, but I'm glad you did. I hope you really weren't confused by any of it either. But, either way, it gave me a good reason to call. I'm not really going to write anything else in such a public (and clearly well traveled) area, but I love ya, I'll talk to you later.
ERIC