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[unbewildered]

MEDIC.

Unless you're psycho, in which case, BACK OFF. I HAVE MACE.

[[Aaaaand Amy-mun's finally back. DX Don't worry. No angst. But she'll still want professional assistance.]]

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[sparklingking]

EV ARE YOU OKAY?!

[unbewildered]

I'M FINE.

But AMY'S NOT.

[sparklingking]

WHAT HAPPENED?

[unbewildered]

He went missing for three weeks or something, and he was practically dead when I found him and up until a minute ago or something, and I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING BAD.

[unbewildered]

...what? No, that was this morning. Something totally different.

[moonlit_jewel]

Need help~?

[unbewildered]

Help? YES?!

ARE YOU A DOCTOR?!

[moonlit_jewel]

Doctor? Not really... But I'm a white mage and I know how to heal people ♥

[unbewildered]

...I don't know what that means. HE WAS HALF-DEAD A SECOND AGO, I SWEAR.

Can you tell whether a person's died before or not?!

[impolitical]

Ev, I'm fine.

[unbewildered]

NO, SIR, YOU ARE NOT.

STAY PUT. YOU WERE PRACTICALLY DEAD A SECOND AGO.

[impolitical]

No, I wasn't. Calm down.

[unbewildered]

LIAR.

[aequitatis]

What happened?

[unbewildered]

I FOUND HIM.

HE WAS HALF DEAD OR SOMETHING.

[aequitatis]

Half dead?

Wait. Is it from the cold, or was he mugged? Can you tell me what happened?

[unbewildered]

I have NO IDEA.

I JUST FOUND HIM. IN THE WAREHOUSE. KNOCKED OUT.

AND if he tells you he's fine, DON'T BELIEVE HIM.