...actually, I don't think I knew three-quarters of the people at the party last night.

I don't understand why these things happen to me.

If you really want to, there's a convention thing, ESPers, time travelers, blah, blah, blah, look, just find the bunny-suit girl and ask her.

If she tells you I'm her bartender or a member of her cult or both, don't believe her.

Party. Right. Party. I don't want to be back here? Why are we ( Read more... )

Be honest with me.

Do I look like a guy to you?

I mean, I can understand if my "manners" aren't what you consider up to par. But it can't be so bad that I come off as a guy, now can it?

[[Thank you, LJ, for cutting out the rest of the post. And I'm fully aware that there is no such thing as a face shot for Ev, but let's assume she doesn't look ( Read more... )

Something is very. Very wrong.

Sunny.

I am outside your door. And you are going to let me in. I can't be near the mister today. It'll be better for all of us if I'm not near the mister, nowhere near the mister, far, far away from the mister. Today.

Why am I calling him 'the mister ( Read more... )

NO, GOD, WHY.

20:35 If there is an Amadeus in the city right now, REPRESENT.

Please, raise your hand.

AMY, I MEAN YOU.

Geez. You people act like you've never seen snow before or something.

It's not even that cold.

20:55

Hey.

AMY.

Looking for your water, master of the universe?

21:49

Mission? Completely accomplished.

I have so been waiting for this one for years.

Oh, yeah. That's cool. The monsters again ( Read more... )

Let me tell you, that was the longest time I've ever seen that man sit down and barter with someone.

But it looks like it's paid off.

Now I have to figure out how this thing works.

What is up with the fog? I can't see a foot--I can barely see anything out the window.

We were overdue for some insane shit, weren't we? I'm not trusting that stuff out there. God knows it'll be something...never mind. I think about it, and it'll just be jinxing it.

00:25 Whoever the hell that is staring through the eyehole in the door, GO THE ( Read more... )

You know what? Duh.

Tactic change.

I don't know what got me thinking that opening doors would do me any good. I'd blame the city, but it was probably just my own delirium and all that jazz. Doesn't change a thing though. I'll get out yet.

I'll be by the fountain.

( Locked to...haha. Um. Beach People. )