Okay, so it's a shameful waste of time. I couldn't resist.
The Original Character Interview MeMe
Pick an original character from any work you choose, then answer the following questions in character...
1. Care to introduce yourself? My name is Annabel Lee. If you don't recognize that my parents got that from a poem, we might as well stop the interview now, because you are dead to me.
2. Job or Occupation? I'm a waitress. I serve drinks in a bar. It's not what I was supposed to do; I went to art college. Apparently, the economy tanked and there are no jobs. Did you know that? I didn't. If I had, I wouldn't have taken out all these student loans!
3. If you had a vacation, what it'll be? Luxurious. Also, paid for by someone who isn't me. I can't afford luxurious.
4. If you traveled in time, what history would you change? I would kill a man who deserves it.
5. Look! A mecha that looks kinda like you! *points to the mecha* I have no idea what a "mecha" is. Also, it's rude to point.
6. What are you going to do with it? Probably Google to find out what it does. Then craigslist. It's got to be worth something.
7. Fwoosh! *throws the character's favorite food on their face* Nice try, but spaghetti is not my favorite food.
8. What's your favorite music genre? My love of music transcends genres.
9. What is your favorite mythical creature? You know that Luck Dragon in The NeverEnding Story? It's him.
10. What's your favorite musical instrument? Um, I don't know. The oboe? I just like the way that sounds. Oboe. Yeah, that's nice.
11. What's your favorite weather? The kind that doesn't frizz my hair or make it do that weird static thing where it floats around my head like Medusa's snakes.
12. Do you believe in... Santa Claus? Are you kidding?
13. Look at the person on this mirror! *pulls in a mirror, which shows the Opposite Version of the character* This, is the anti version of yourself, from another universe! I suppose it's a good thing that the opposite version of me looks like a bitch?
14. Have a cake! *cakes the character with a big cake that contains the character's favorite flavor* Mm. Strawberry!
15. What's the worst and humiliating thing that happened to you? The worst thing? Any time someone I care about dies. It's happened more than you might think. The most humiliating? I don't get humiliated. I think that only works if you have some social standing to begin with, some kind of reputation you want to protect. I'm not social. I just don't care enough.
16. If you had a pet, what it's gonna be? I can't have pets. I'm allergic to responsibility.
17. What's your favorite song? "The Sound of Silence"
18. Who's your favorite artist? Do you mean musical artist or...? I can't answer your question until you provide more information!
19. What will you do if you found a treasure chest containing treasure? I would pay off my student loans. Also, I would hire a hitman.
20. What creature have you always wanted to be? I'm happy being human.
21. Here's another mirror! *pulls in another mirror, which shows the Steampunk Version of the character* This is the steampunk version of yourself, from a universe of the age of steam! Why would I want to see that?
22. Do you believe in someone or something? I believe in the importance of family. Also, in retribution.
23. Want me to end this meme now? Did my careful edging toward the door tip you off?
24. Ya sure? I don't say things I don't mean.
25. Then tag someone before you leave... via cannon!!! *shows a fancy cannon aiming to an open window, which leads to a large, comfy mattress* Yeah...I'm not doing that.
Pick an original character from any work you choose, then answer the following questions in character...
1. Care to introduce yourself? My name is Annabel Lee. If you don't recognize that my parents got that from a poem, we might as well stop the interview now, because you are dead to me.
2. Job or Occupation? I'm a waitress. I serve drinks in a bar. It's not what I was supposed to do; I went to art college. Apparently, the economy tanked and there are no jobs. Did you know that? I didn't. If I had, I wouldn't have taken out all these student loans!
3. If you had a vacation, what it'll be? Luxurious. Also, paid for by someone who isn't me. I can't afford luxurious.
4. If you traveled in time, what history would you change? I would kill a man who deserves it.
5. Look! A mecha that looks kinda like you! *points to the mecha* I have no idea what a "mecha" is. Also, it's rude to point.
6. What are you going to do with it? Probably Google to find out what it does. Then craigslist. It's got to be worth something.
7. Fwoosh! *throws the character's favorite food on their face* Nice try, but spaghetti is not my favorite food.
8. What's your favorite music genre? My love of music transcends genres.
9. What is your favorite mythical creature? You know that Luck Dragon in The NeverEnding Story? It's him.
10. What's your favorite musical instrument? Um, I don't know. The oboe? I just like the way that sounds. Oboe. Yeah, that's nice.
11. What's your favorite weather? The kind that doesn't frizz my hair or make it do that weird static thing where it floats around my head like Medusa's snakes.
12. Do you believe in... Santa Claus? Are you kidding?
13. Look at the person on this mirror! *pulls in a mirror, which shows the Opposite Version of the character* This, is the anti version of yourself, from another universe! I suppose it's a good thing that the opposite version of me looks like a bitch?
14. Have a cake! *cakes the character with a big cake that contains the character's favorite flavor* Mm. Strawberry!
15. What's the worst and humiliating thing that happened to you? The worst thing? Any time someone I care about dies. It's happened more than you might think. The most humiliating? I don't get humiliated. I think that only works if you have some social standing to begin with, some kind of reputation you want to protect. I'm not social. I just don't care enough.
16. If you had a pet, what it's gonna be? I can't have pets. I'm allergic to responsibility.
17. What's your favorite song? "The Sound of Silence"
18. Who's your favorite artist? Do you mean musical artist or...? I can't answer your question until you provide more information!
19. What will you do if you found a treasure chest containing treasure? I would pay off my student loans. Also, I would hire a hitman.
20. What creature have you always wanted to be? I'm happy being human.
21. Here's another mirror! *pulls in another mirror, which shows the Steampunk Version of the character* This is the steampunk version of yourself, from a universe of the age of steam! Why would I want to see that?
22. Do you believe in someone or something? I believe in the importance of family. Also, in retribution.
23. Want me to end this meme now? Did my careful edging toward the door tip you off?
24. Ya sure? I don't say things I don't mean.
25. Then tag someone before you leave... via cannon!!! *shows a fancy cannon aiming to an open window, which leads to a large, comfy mattress* Yeah...I'm not doing that.